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murder suspect hides gun in *cough* rectum

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by nursebeeme, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. nursebeeme

    nursebeeme Registered User

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  2. passionflower

    passionflower Just 1 tip to find a killer

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    Jacie Estes Medical Marijuana Advocate

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    He wanted to blow his *brains* out? :waitasec:
     
  4. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    "Wait, what?"
     
  5. gogrannypop

    gogrannypop Call Me Butter, I'm On A Roll

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    Another phrase for "poop shoot"-er lol
     
  6. Peazzzer

    Peazzzer I hate liars. Hate em.

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    WHAT?!?! that's really shooting from the hip!!! Or oh nevermind :floorlaugh:
     
  7. nursebeeme

    nursebeeme Registered User

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    you guys are too funny!!!! omg!!!

    did you see the SIZE of that gun? I mean really!!!! I cannot get over how he was able to get it all up there and still pass the squat and cough test!
     
  8. my_tee_mouse

    my_tee_mouse Done. Put a Fork in Me.

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    You guys are too too funny!!!


    Makes me think of some of the stories my sister used to tell me about folks who came into their ER. Oh the things people are willing to put..."there."

    All I can say is "oy." Which in this case translates to: "ouch!!!!"
     
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    octobermoon Active Member

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    BBM

    I kinda want to know what that means, but think I will just live in ignorance.

    :waitasec::crazy::waitasec:
     
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    Soulmagent Well-Known Member

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    I think this guy misunderstood the meaning of packing heat .
     
  11. Kat

    Kat Kind words do not cost much

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    I'm glad, really glad, I didn't become a cop.
     
  12. Soulmagent

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    I guess that explains how there was enough room for the gun in there. He had just pulled his head out??
     
  13. HMSHood

    HMSHood Admiral-Class Battlecruiser

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    He is probably going to be constipated from that.
     
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    DairyGirl New Member

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    That can't end well.
     
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    Melanie Inactive

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    WITN is reporting troopers were able to get the door open and had to taze Ward, who was then taken to the hospital after complaints of heart problems and being unable to walk.

    YA THINK?

    :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
     
  16. christee

    christee Yup, I'm listening

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    "The gun was functional"...unlike his rectum FCOL! :thud:
     
  17. Donjeta

    Donjeta Adji Desir, missing from Florida

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    The deputy to the suspect: "Do you have any weapons in the car, sir?"
    The suspect to the deputy: "Weapons? My ass!"

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    he looks unhappy but it could be worse, he could have bought a rifle.
     
  18. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    With the cost of health care these days it may have seemed like a cheap way to get rid of hemorroids.
     
  19. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    Still stuck on this basic question.
     
  20. Jacie Estes

    Jacie Estes Medical Marijuana Advocate

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    Even pondering the act is revolting. Of all the options this guy was 'comfortable' with that one? :waitasec:

    I do have this image of Cartman's flaming f*rts. :floorlaugh:
     

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