Naked man lucks out with cow, tries sheep instead

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  1. zwiebel

    zwiebel New Member

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    A couple of office workers on a picnic in the burbs of London, England, were somewhat pertubed to see a naked man walk into a nearby field and attempt to persuade a cow to perform a sex act on him. When this was unsuccessful, the man turned to a nearby sheep. And then another.

    'The sheep', police stated gravely, 'did not remain static'.

    The judge has already had to request the jury to try and get over their laughter during the lunch break. It's not gonna get any better from here.

    The suspect looks a little sheepish in his photo at the link.

    (sorry, couldn't help myself).

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crim...-case-near-spurs-training-ground-9091187.html
     
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  3. zwiebel

    zwiebel New Member

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    References to Spurs in the article are nothing to do with horses by the way - it's an English football team.
     
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    TrackerSam New Member

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    He's a baa aad boy.
     
  5. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Ummmm, ok. I just posted something under the title "This is offensive - Assuredly"
     
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    I know, he was just trying to help that sheep over a fence. ;)
     
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