Never give an iguana Viagra

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by ljwf22, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. ljwf22

    ljwf22 Reality continues to ruin my life.

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  3. Amraann

    Amraann Former Member

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    In South Florida iguana's are exotic and grow large.

    They run all over like squirrels.
     
  4. GlitchWizard

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    I wonder why Iguana's have two penises instead of just the ability to grow one back.
     
  5. LisainWV

    LisainWV New Member

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    No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

    Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

    Poor Mozart!!
     
  6. Yakwoman

    Yakwoman 25 cents a look!

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    What I'd like to know is, why did someone give an iguana Viagra in the first place????
     
  7. ljwf22

    ljwf22 Reality continues to ruin my life.

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    I don't think anyone did...it's just a catchy headline. I didn't watch the video. :chicken:
     
  8. SeriouslySearching

    SeriouslySearching Active Member

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    Priapism in an iguana. Hmmm...who would have thought?! Oh, well...he didn't need that one anyway. ;)
     
  9. Gozgals

    Gozgals New Member

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    :laugh: :laugh:

    That is so funny LisainWV. I can't believe I'm reading this either.

    What is good to know (from the article) is that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. Thank God for that. I wouldn't want him to suffer any loss of sexual drive but there is always more Viagra.:crazy:

    Gozgals
     
  10. Yakwoman

    Yakwoman 25 cents a look!

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    Oh - I get it! :doh: He's just a horny iguana!
     
  11. LinetteH

    LinetteH Loving life in Colorado

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    OMG! He's had a "hard, hard time" lately and his "life of leisure will rise again!" Can't believe I watched that! UGH! One minute and 15 seconds of my life I will never get back!
     
  12. Jeana (DP)

    Jeana (DP) Former Member

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    I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
     
  13. LisainWV

    LisainWV New Member

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    Jeana, trust me, stick to your guns on this one!!
     
  14. Jeana (DP)

    Jeana (DP) Former Member

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    I trust ya darlin! I ain't lookin. :D
     
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    richandfamous New Member

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    :eek: :D u r 2 funny! Love the way your mind works.
    Between you and Glitchwizard, I can't make up my mind which I enjoy more!
     
  16. GlitchWizard

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    :crazy: Not a competition - I enjoy it when anyone takes a break from being so serious!

    I wish I'd never seen the article. I have an iguana and whenever I feed him now I'm thinking - I hope it's a girl. :)
     
  17. Linda7NJ

    Linda7NJ Active Member

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    geesh...you'd think if Michael Jackson could find someone to walk next to him carrying an umbrella it wouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give that poor iguana a little hand job:D
     
  18. Jules

    Jules Former Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    OMG!!!!!! LINDA!!!!!!! I spit Diet Coke all over!!!!!!!

    Best post of the day!!!!!!

    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
  19. GlitchWizard

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    Maybe Hospice could find him a nice young prostitute iguana.
     
  20. s_finch

    s_finch New Member

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    Obviously he's a choosy little fella, guess none of his friends suit his fancy. Can you imagine if male humans had two penises???? Maybe it'd be a good thing, we'd probably have fewer wars because then they'd wouldn't need recovery time:crazy:
     
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    I cant watch it~webtv wont let me! LOL.
     

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