Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by T4Tide, Jul 28, 2013.
( :floorlaugh: )
Seriously though, this is at least the 4th pooping jogger now that I can think of here....there must be more!
So I'm going to bounce of one of the reporters jokes and call this guy the "Pooper Intendent"
Anyone know why or the psychology behind pooping in revival's fields? other's lawns? medical condition?
When my son was about 5 or 6 years old, he came home from school upset because a boy in class pooped his pants and other kids were laughing at him when they heard him tell the teacher. He is really sensitive and was worried something like that would happen to him.
I told him not to worry that if it ever happened to him, to ask to be excused, go to the bathroom, grab some paper towels, wet them, go into a stall, removes his shoes, pants and underwear carefully, clean himself with the wet paper towels, wrap undies in the paper towels, put jeans and shoes back on, throw undies and towels in the garbage, wash hands and return to class.
I thought that was the end of it until about a year later when I was sitting in car line and my blonde haired, blue-eyed little brat came running to the car, jumped in the back seat, hugged me around the neck from behind and says, "I love you mama, you give the best advice ever"! I was like hmm, ok... what do you mean?
He told me that we needed to go straight home because he wasn't wearing underwear, because he had sharted at school and had to throw his undies in the trash!!! I about died laughing, then I gave him another important piece of advice. "Never, ever trust a fart!"
We both laughed! He was such a little Pooper Trooper!
OMGGGGG, first post to properly read in a few days and it's this one! Thanks razzle & little razzle! :floorlaugh:
Seriously: What is the deal with public poopers and joggers? whyyyyyyy always joggers?
They have the runs girl!
Oh my gosh, how did I miss this one for so long???
[FONT=&]According to a story published by [/FONT]Rogalands Avis' Frode Olsen[FONT=&] (h/t [/FONT]Golf News Net[FONT=&]), Stavanger Golf Club in Stavanger, Norway, has been beset by an unknown, pants-dropping menace for the last decade.
[/FONT]“He has a couple favorite holes,” groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. “And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.”
vice sports article
OMG :floorlaugh: LOLOL, that's it. I'm completely dead!
BBM. OH LORD!!! :laughing:
From the above link:
"Hole-in-one? No. 2 in the hole is more like it." :biggrin:
Mystery pooper has tortured golf course for a decade
<figure class="entry-featured-media align-none wp-caption post-img featured-image" id="post-461581media-461581" itemprop="associatedMedia" itemscope="" itemid="https://postmediacanoe.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/poop1.jpg" itemtype="http://schema.org/ImageObject"><figcaption class="wp-caption-text" itemprop="description">
Kenilworth superintendent who allegedly pooped on Holmdel track due in court today
Thomas Tramaglini, 42, schools superintendent in Kenilworth, was charged April 30 after police investigated reports that Holmdel High School staff were finding human excrement on or near the school track and football field on a daily basis.
I'm just dying at this "UPDATE: Kenilworth superintendent accused of pooping at Holmdel high school appears in court, offers no explanation"
What explanation could he have provided?????? Really?! LOL
Separate names with a comma.