Now I've seen everything...

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by SaguaroSpirit, Mar 3, 2021.

  1. Ajaygee11

    Ajaygee11 Semi Retired / Rally Driver / Very Amateur Slueth

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  2. SaguaroSpirit

    SaguaroSpirit You cannot comply your way out of tyranny.

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    IIRC in the old, original fairy tale, the prince impregnated her while she was in the coma and she gave birth to several children. Yikes. :eek:
     
  3. Filly

    Filly KICKING AND SHINING

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    Then her sister Rose Red had to take care of that brood in poverty.

    The Brothers Grimm ain't for the faint of heart. Nope.

    Them dwarves were up to no good I bet. It wouldn't be PC to out them.
     
  4. shotgun09

    shotgun09 'Certified' Boomer

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    And, now? Snow White would be called a " birthing person" instead of mother. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Filly

    Filly KICKING AND SHINING

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    Maybe the butchered Disney slop, but not Brothers Grimm. I sat on my Grams knee to hear that wicked Queen tried to kill Snow White three times. Even tying her corset too tight so she couldn't breathe.

    Cinderella. Disney got it wrong. Example them step sisters cut their toes off to fit in the slipper. There was no Fairey Godmother. She prayed to a tree for her lovely things.

    The inconsistent bull they threw on Pocahontas is a travesty. My small child who read called that one.

    Now it's time for change in an already messed up conglomerate. Go ahead. Oh there's a voiceless mermaid in our tub.
     
  6. Laughing

    Laughing Well-Known Member

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    Filly KICKING AND SHINING

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    Marg from Oz Well-Known Member

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    And she would be chest feeding.
     
  9. watcher9

    watcher9 Well-Known Member

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    Heaven forbid! We are not supposed to use "she" anymore so I guess the correct answer should be -
    "And the person or it or they would be chest feeding".
     
  10. Laughing

    Laughing Well-Known Member

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    The lactating person???

    Used to be one of those, after being the Birthing Person, which came after the being the Gestating Person. Except in the Laughing clan, the Birthing People were two surgeons and a great host of others....


    jmho ymmv lrr
     
  11. SaguaroSpirit

    SaguaroSpirit You cannot comply your way out of tyranny.

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    Laughing Well-Known Member

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    Love that, PePe, oops @SaguaroSpirit, love that. I suppose you are continuing to identify as a skunk, NTTAWWT.

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    Laughing Well-Known Member

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  14. SaguaroSpirit

    SaguaroSpirit You cannot comply your way out of tyranny.

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    I'm a lil stinker.
     
  15. Laughing

    Laughing Well-Known Member

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    Stinkin' cute, eh?

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  16. watcher9

    watcher9 Well-Known Member

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    Everything I have heard lately on the TV could be posted in this thread.
     
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    JudgeJoe Well-Known Member

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    I know right! Every time I see a notice of something new on this thread, I think “now what”! It’s crazy out there…
     
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    Filly KICKING AND SHINING

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    Ohhhhhh no, no, no, as punishment they are now prohibited from entering Dollar General? This is too harsh a sentence for any crime. Sheesh let alone not knowing the million dollar bill sent in the mail was a fake.

    Only thing worse would be banned from Dollar Tree.

    Can you imagine? A million bill don't exist?
     
  19. Laughing

    Laughing Well-Known Member

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    I have one of these, but have never tried to spend it:

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    Maybe that's why I still find presents in my stocking on Christmas morning???
     
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  20. Spellbound

    Spellbound falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus

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    Just discovered this thread and am laughing like a looney tune now. You all are such quick wits!:D

    You have made my day/evening. :)
     

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