Now this is hilarious

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    proadvocate The Pro you love to hate most

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    Mygirlsadie New Member

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    Oh my gosh people are sooooooooooo weird!!!!! :laugh: :slap:
     
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    Beyond Belief New Member

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    People are so weird!
     
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    Lauren Former Member

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    My neighbor does drug screening for many companies. She told me about a guy that flunked because he had animal urine. ewww. all I kept thinking about is someone going here kitty kitty with a urine cup. WEIRDOS!
     
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    proadvocate The Pro you love to hate most

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    A close friend of mine on the net,who I have in the past met has a simalarly wierd tale of drug test cons.Her husband is employed by a casino in AC and part of his job is the hiring of all new employees for his casino,part of which includes a hair sample drug screen.Well it sems that in early 2005 a guy applied and was accepted for employment pending his screen,but the time was late so her hubby asked the guy to report early the next day for his screen.So the guy comes in the next morning with a freshly SHAVED head,and the remark that he had "trimmed up to look professional on his new job".....LOL.She says her hubby,who has a quick wit.Smiled while glancing at a rather odd section (if you catch the drift)of the applicants anatomy and says "Thats fine Sir you have hair in other places for the screen.Please follow me".....LOL...Hubby tells her the look on the guys face was of sheer terror based on the area he was looking at when he made his witty remark.They go to the screening area,hubby tells the Tech "Mr X is here for his hair screen.He has trimmed up for his new job so we shall have to obtain our sample from OTHER areas".Well by this time hubby says the poor guy is about to faint here.The tech says "Ok Mr X lets get this over with" (she knows hubbys wit too and plays along).The poor guy is by now resigned to defeat so he reaches for his belt and begins to unfasten it........WHEN the tech reaches out and gingerly pricks a hair from his ARM.......LMFAO.My friend says that after she and hubby quit laffin at the poor guy,hubby finishes the story by saying....."Mr X flunked we shall interview others tommorow"......LOL
     

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