Nuh-Uh, Seriously! This guy did this?! Warning Offensive!

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by Steely Dan, May 22, 2011.

  1. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Police: Man Caught With Pants Down Behind Soda Machine
    Police: Marshall David Osbrone Found Exposing Himself

    POSTED: 10:52 am CDT May 18, 2011
    UPDATED: 11:29 am CDT May 18, 2011

    ...When police went to investigate, they said, Osbrone had his pants down to his ankles touching himself.

    Once arrested and handcuffed, police brought him to the Oklahoma County Jail.

    When police went to process the shoplifter at the jail, the officer returned to find Osbrone with his pants down and touching himself, all while handcuffed to the bench, the police report stated.

    Police added another charge of indecent exposure to Osbrone's arrest.


    Read more: http://www.koco.com/news/27937903/detail.html#ixzz1N3HSWKcd


    :puke: 'Nuff said.
     
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  3. Jan

    Jan New Member

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    He sounds like a very strange guy!
     
  4. Quiche

    Quiche New Member

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    That's a very touching story... :crazy:
     
  5. Melanie

    Melanie Inactive

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    :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
     
  6. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    Guess he had been 'out of touch' for a while and was getting desperate. :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
     
  7. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    What they don't mention is he was arrested a few months ago for attacking a woman outside that same Walmart. Fortunately she beat him off and he ran away. :innocent:
     
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    JDzWife New Member

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    HEEHEEE.. Mount and Doo. Now, that's funny!
     
  9. JenniferTx

    JenniferTx www.tristatrace.wordpress .com

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    Just when you think you have seen it all.....crazy freaks out there folks!!!!
     
  10. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Have you ever read any of Emma Peel's posts? :waitasec:
     
  11. LCoastMom

    LCoastMom JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE MARIE - STILL WAITING

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    ack there's two of them! 2nd guy had a plastic bag and wanted coffee. I think the ladies he asked declined...

    ww.koco.com/news/27869011/detail.html

    BTW Emma just likes to yank your chain!! :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:
     
  12. tlcya

    tlcya Well-Known Member

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    eeeewwww. brings back memories of HS and a guy that was very in touch with himself while driving around the neighborhood near my school as we all walked home after. I can still see that guy sitting there in his car at the stop sign with his pants down and his bidness in his hand. Sitting there grinning at me.

    :puke:
     
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    kgeaux New Member

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    You are a bad, bad poster! LOL!!! ( I think we share the same sense of humor, Quiche!)
    :truce:
     
  14. bogeygal

    bogeygal Registered User

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    BBM: Oh my goodness! :innocent:
     
  15. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    No Duh! I like kicking her back with her hideous boots. :innocent:

    I figure she'll stumble upon this sooner or later.

    BTW, that dude should know that a plastic bag won't stop the heat of spills.

    Florida man arrested after female passenger claims he was masturbating on plane
    BY Lukas I. Alpert
    DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

    Tuesday, May 24th 2011, 10:01 AM

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    Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested after United Airlines Flight 340 landed in Denver from Spokane, Wash., on May 19.

    Entry into the Mile High Club - REJECTED.

    The FBI hauled a Florida man off a flight after fellow passengers spotted him masturbating in his seat.

    Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested after United Airlines Flight 340 landed in Denver from Spokane, Wash., on May 19, The Smoking Gun reported.

    Authorities were alerted to Pearce's perverted proclivities when the 18-year-old woman sitting next to him told investigators she saw him pleasuring himself....


    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat..._was_masturbating_on_plane.html#ixzz1NQRIvV6L
     
  16. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/more-trouble-airborne-masturbator-390871

    More Trouble At Hand For In-Flight Masturbator
    Feds want perv jailed over halfway house misconduct

    JUNE 23--The Florida man who this month pleaded guilty to masturbating on a recent United Airlines flight is “being expelled” from a halfway house and may end up back in a federal prison cell due to repeated instances of misconduct at the facility, according to a court filing.

    Federal prosecutors in Denver yesterday filed a motion seeking the immediate revocation of Kyle Pearce’s bond since he has “repeatedly failed to comply with the rules and regulations” of the halfway house. They also asked a U.S. District Court judge to issue an arrest warrant for the 25-year-old, who is pictured in the adjacent mug shot....
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