Yellow Rose
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I wonder if I have WIFI in my closet....the one my hubby is gonna lock me in if April doesn't hurry up with this baby!?????
I wonder if I have WIFI in my closet....the one my hubby is gonna lock me in if April doesn't hurry up with this baby!?????
There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals.
She showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, "It has a long neck." One kid answered, "Giraffe!"
Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.
Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. "This animal has stripes." "Zebra!" one kid answered.
So she put up another one, that of a deer.
The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them "what does your mother call your father?"
Suddenly one child got up and answered "HORNY B*ST*RD!"