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  1. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/280768/8/Report-Woman-arrested-after-masturbating-in-Starbucks

    Report: Woman arrested after masturbating in Starbucks
    12:59 PM, Nov 2, 2012

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    Bradenton, Florida -- A woman enjoying herself a little too much at a Manatee County Starbucks was arrested on drug charges Thursday.

    The Smoking Gun reports police were called to a Bradenton Starbucks because staff saw a woman masturbating in their lobby....


    Maybe she just burned her labia like that lady at McDonald's. :dunno:

    Maybe she had an itchin that needed to be scratched? :dunno:

    Maybe she just rubbed the Starbucks staff the wrong way. :dunno:

    I don't see why the Starbucks staff got their panties all bunched up about this. :tsktsk:
     
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  3. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    She works next door to the Starbucks and gets off at 5:15 every day.
     
  4. tlcya

    tlcya <b><span style="color:#007C00;">WS Administrator</ Administrator

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    nasty.
     
  5. Davia18

    Davia18 Verified Human

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    Guess she really really likes coffee YUCK
     
  6. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    The latte must have had its way with her.
     
  7. bogeygal

    bogeygal Registered User

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    She look's either stoned or drunk in the photo. Maybe she thought she was still home!

    Yuck is right....EWWW
     
  8. norest4thewicked

    norest4thewicked Karma is a beautiful thing ~

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    Geez...so she couldn't wait to get home? :what:
     
  9. SwampMama

    SwampMama Insomniac Extraordinaire

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    The best part of any story like this is ALWAYS the comments from you guys!!! ROFL!!
     
  10. norest4thewicked

    norest4thewicked Karma is a beautiful thing ~

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    She told the officer that she had either an infection or a spider bite. I can only imagine the look on the officers face when she told him this. I've worked for LE agencies in the past and can tell you that without a doubt, the rest of the officers will NEVER let this officer live this one down! lol

    So, just to clarify...officer is dispatched to a Starbucks regarding a woman masturbating in the lobby. I'm sure that the male officers had to draw straws to see who would go on this call because they were fighting over who got to go. Then, the officer arrives, only to see the woman above (who does not conjure up ANY type of fantasy)!

    THEN, it gets worse. I wonder how far he backed up when she told him that she had an infection or a spider bite???

    LOL...you just can't make this stuff up!!!
     
  11. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Active Member

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    Maybe she thought Starbucks coffee comes in size "the BIG O"?
     
  12. Donjeta

    Donjeta Adji Desir, missing from Florida

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    Starbucks new advertizing slogan:

    Starbucks - the place to come.
     
  13. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    Starbucks should have known this would happen after they introduced their G-Spot Mocha Deelite.
     
  14. amazing-sea-monkey

    amazing-sea-monkey New Member

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    So, would we now call it the "grande'" O? :what:
     
  15. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    That's why I post them! :laughcry:

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    :tsktsk:
     
  16. Elley Mae

    Elley Mae The enemy is here. beware

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    Just Maybe.
     

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