Bagels everywhere can rest easy. Around 2:15 a.m. on Wed. May 11, 2016, a bagel truck was stolen in Orlando, Florida from a gas station. Ashley Goldson, clearly a very hungry 26 year-old woman, led police on a joyride chase through 3 counties. No word yet on how many bagels were harmed. I HAD to post this. I understand if moderators take it down... but I hope you don't. Please add your funny comments! Puns and wordplay welcomed! This source includes helicopter video: http://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/bagel-truck-stolen-taken-on-3-county-joyride "That's how good our bagels are" said the driver of the truck, when asked by police why it was stolen. It had $5000 worth of bagels, croissants & other breakfast goodies. http://www.wftv.com/news/local/depu...ation-led-cops-on-3-county-pursuit-/275609672 You can't make this stuff up!