Portland pooper is POI

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  1. zwiebel

    zwiebel New Member

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    We've hosted the infamous pooping jogger here on WS, but now Portland, Oregon calls - or rather answers the call of nature in a very odd location.

    A man has been regularly pooping outside a store in South East Portland around 58th and Powell and now police have named him as a POI, flyers with his face captured on surveillance have been issued.

    Even worse, a video's been issued too, that catches him in the act. Ewww!

    He'll face offensive littering charges if found, police say. It's unlikely to be an emergency as he brings toilet paper with him.

    Video at link:

    http://koin.com/2015/08/26/police-help-us-identify-the-portland-pooper/
     

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  3. tlcya

    tlcya Well-Known Member

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    wondering if we can somehow hook up this Portland Pooper with his infamous female counter part the pooping jogger. Maybe they will both find something more interesting to do aside from indulging their pooclivities . . .
     
  4. zwiebel

    zwiebel New Member

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    Good grief, who would want to make her acquaintance when she forgoes the traditional, and necessary toilet paper completion? It's simply untenable.
     
  6. tlcya

    tlcya Well-Known Member

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    But this guy carries his own, betting he would share. He's obviously a giver this fella ;)
     
  7. La Louve

    La Louve For Whitney and Teghan

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    Well, we do have a saying around here....

    [video=youtube;cnVjkE87FDY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY[/video]
     
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    zwiebel New Member

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    zwiebel New Member

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    Can't do side-by-side but here's Oregon man again:
     

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    tlcya Well-Known Member

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    the look on Portland's face is hilarious to me for some reason. He makes direct eye contact seemingly with the camera. He almost appears put out - as if his privacy is being invaded :crazy:
     
  13. LadyL

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    so gross ... gives me the major creeps
     
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    This is the first thread EVER to leave me speechless. :thud:

    The look on his face is priceless! :floorlaugh:
     
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