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  1. zwiebel

    zwiebel New Member

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    It's a nation that loves its technology and machinery, so a person can only guess why this brand new machine found in a wood in Lower Saxony, Germany, has gone unclaimed for 18 months.

    Or maybe not.

    Anyhow, the lost property office in the local town has helpfully released a photo in case the owner wants to come forward and claim it. There's a photo at the link which I'm too much of a prude to post. Only click if you're not easily shocked and/or think you can manage not to choke yourself laughing at what I think looks very much like an adapted vacuum cleaner....

    http://www.bild.de/news/inland/fund...love-machine-sex-spielzueg-38547104.bild.html
     
  2. Tulessa

    Tulessa Well-Known Member

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    No one's gonna claim that! :floorlaugh:
     
  3. Starry Night

    Starry Night Active Member

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    Um.........check it for DNA? :blushing:
     
  4. al66pine

    al66pine New Member

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    Ignorance of German language will not prevent anyone from figuring out mechanism in pix is,
    ......eh, urm, uh, explained in url.
    http://www.bild.de/news/inland/fundbuero/fundbuero-wem-gehort-diese-love-machine-sex-spielzueg-38547104.bild.html

    Warning: pix at link is NSFW. Really not suitable. Really.

    zweibel, no, not a prude.
     
  5. Really?

    Really? Well-Known Member

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    I ain't clicking on that link....lol
     
  6. hambirg

    hambirg New Member

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    I know what I'm getting everyone on my Christmas list this year! :dance:
     
  7. Tulessa

    Tulessa Well-Known Member

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    :floorlaugh: Glad I'm not on that list! ::floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:
     
  8. LadyL

    LadyL Well-Known Member

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    well, I was prepared to laugh but then I saw another pic of a pig being tortured at that link

    sorry but that ruined it for me
     
  9. hambirg

    hambirg New Member

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    The pig had just killed a child.
     
  10. Ausgirl

    Ausgirl Enough Is Enough!

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    The first sentence begins: "The apparatus resembles a toaster.."

    WHOSE TOASTER????? :scared:

    Thanks, zweibel and Google Translate, for that ten minute gigglefit.
     
  11. Little Jedi

    Little Jedi "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equa

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    Bet they don't do them at Argos :lol:
     
  12. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    Das ist eine dikinfrau.
     
  13. Snoods

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    This is hilarious! I'm somewhere between "clutching my pearls in disgust" and "figuring out how to claim it.":floorlaugh:
     
  14. Snoods

    Snoods Well-Known Member

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    :laughcry:
     
  15. ukrberserker23

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    Ikea's new " Happy Chef."
     
  16. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    Puts a whole new slant on "Merry Maids".... Doesn't it?

    :sweep:
     
  17. Ausgirl

    Ausgirl Enough Is Enough!

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    Omg.... you guys! I just scared the dog.

    It's the ultimate pop-up toaster.
     
  18. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if it comes in the lil' travel size? :waitasec:

    like the "Dust Devil".....:devil:

    You know... Like for long airplane rides.... And such...
     
  19. Lizbetbathory

    Lizbetbathory New Member

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    Is it bad I know exactly what this is Oo
     
  20. Ausgirl

    Ausgirl Enough Is Enough!

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    ..you must really like toast.
     

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