I feel instantly nauseous thinking about Nurmi cross examining Dr. DeMarte tomorrow. I t w i l l b e s o s l o w s o o o s l o w !!!
Here is how I can imagine it might begin. And I would guess this much would take several hours, Nurmi style:
NURMI: Let me get this straight. So you’ve had this license of yours since WAY back in 2010, so a whole 4 years. Four years. (condescending tone) You know other professionals who have testified here in this proceeding have been licensed for more than 30 years. I think it’s fair to say they have CONSIDERABLY more experience than you, more than your FOUR years, RIGHT??
JD: I am aware of that.
NURMI: But regardless of these FOUR LONG YEARS of experience, you really want us to believe you have the experience to make this evaluation, IN A DEATH PENALTY TRIAL!! (Waving her CV around. Condescending laugh and righteous toss of her written CV onto the podium)
JD: I d….
NURMI: There are NO questions before you!
NURMI: So……… you have your 4 years of experience. Really just barely getting started in your little job then, huh! (Condescending chuckle, chuckle) Okay, so let’s say your FOUR years LEGALLY qualifies you to come into THIS COURT and make these startling generalizations about Jodi Arias. Can you honestly say that……..but first let’s back up here, you ARE being honest, aren’t you?
JD: I am, yes.
NURMI: Okay, so you say. And you’re saying you are going to CONTINUE this "honesty" of yours when it’s not Mr. Martinez feeding your answers………..excuse me, I mean ASKING you questions.
JD: Yes, I am honest and always will be.
NURMI: (Chuckle, Chuckle) But you DO know it is illegal to lie while under oath, don’t you? I mean that IS something you learned during your FOUR years of experience, or isn’t it?
JD: Absolutely. I am……….
NURMI: That’s all I asked you DOCTOR. Just a simple YES, or NO. Nothing else! Do you think you can do that?!
JD: Yes, of course I………
NURMI: Again, DOCTOR. Listen carefully to my question and answer ONLY what I ask. I didn’t ask for you to elaborate. Are you sure you are able to understand this?
(After no response from JD, Nurmi shouts at the judge to FORCE THIS WITNESS to answer the question!!)
NURMI: (Acting foolishly exasperated) So trying to move on here, finally, DOCTOR. Can you HONESTLY say to this court, this jury, that YOU are qualified to make these assertions? But before you answer that,…….you’re writing a book about this trial, aren’t you doctor? (An obvious innuendo he used with Detective Flores as well)
JD: No, I’m not.
NURMI: Right, so you say. Seems reasonable to assume that someone with so few years of limited experience………and not to mention ALL of your experience being in one city, certainly not state or nationwide as other professionals have, could CAPITALIZE PROFESSIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY testifying in this trial in order to boost your client numbers. (Obvious dig here to the innuendos made to Abe about testifying boosting his sales!) I mean someone with such limited exposure before this, and now you’ve had your face all over on TV, with the media showing you hours on end, your 15 minutes of fame as it is!! One doesn’t really have to WONDER if you’ve enjoyed a substantial boost in name recognition at the very least. (Condescending laugh and dirty look) Good way to get your name out there, isn’t it? Certainly cheaper than paying for advertising! As a matter of fact you told us last time that you advertised through a magazine to get clients. I would imagine this is working a LOT BETTER THAN that. In fact, tell us, has your client base increased since you started this case, YES OR NO?!?!?
JD: Yes it has. When I……….
NURMI: Objection, UNRESPONSIVE. Just answer the questions. Once again DOCTOR. Is this SO hard for you to understand? Maybe that’s something you didn’t learn in school or during your FOUR years of experience.
NURMI: Let’s go back, well let me ask you this first. Where did you go to high school………………………………………………………………………..but before we get to that, .............you know don't you that Mr. Alexander called Jodi Arias *&*&*&*^*&^*&^ and &@^%#&^@#%$.......