SIDEBAR #52 - Travis Alexander forum

Discussion in 'Travis Alexander Trial - The State vs. Jodi Arias' started by YESorNO, Jul 4, 2015.

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  1. coffeejunkie

    coffeejunkie New Member

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    Devil in the Church
    Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
    Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
    Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
    Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
    "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
    Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
    The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

    WHISPER
    A mother took her little boy to church.
    While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

    The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

    The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

    The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”

    Comebacks to Pick Up Lines
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
     


  2. coffeejunkie

    coffeejunkie New Member

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    Did everyone have a great July 4th weekend? Besides our poor doggies being so scared...

    I did nothing this weekend and it was nice :) I played around with some Christmas crafts that I'm making for the Holidays. I do a Theme each year and this year I am doing chalk boards. I have 5 dozen of mini chalk boards that I am making die cut imagines for and they will hang on my tree. The larger boards for hanging and sitting around with paintings or some Christmas design on them. I will use plaid Christmas ribbon on each board for a festive look. I know...I have a lot of time on my hands ;) But it's all good! :)
     
  3. jane the dood

    jane the dood Dance like no one's looking

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    What a lovely gesture! That sure seems like a good sign to me cj. :heartbeat:

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    ((Dmacky)):heartbeat:
     
  4. Spellbound

    Spellbound falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus

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    Well, it seems I have been on the night shift since I was a baby and my dad worked nights. If I had my druthers, I would stay up all night (I am much more productive and less tired then) and sleep all day!
     
  5. Niner

    Niner Long time Websleuther

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    Morning all! :wave:

    YEA!!! to the Women's Soccer team!! Beating Japan 5 to 2!! :jumping:

    snipped for space...
    :waitasec: "how" I wonder... :sheesh:

    O - Oh!! :whistle:

    Now that sounds like quite a mess! :floorlaugh:

    :D

    - Bernina - you've been warned!! :lol:

    - Hey! That's just up the road from me! Did not know that! :snowball:

    Must be those pinchers!! :laughing:

    :waitasec: wonder what they found out about their research??

    I did NOT need to know this.... :eek:

    What a beautiful day here! :sunshine: Just 82 today!! MUCH better than 90s. :hot:

    Watching Wimbledon! Some good matches on today, if you like tennis!

    Okay - off to see what else is happening on here! :pcguru:

    :seeya: Later!
     
  6. Bernina

    Bernina Well-Known Member

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  7. Nore

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    Spellbound I am like that too! my husband worked 2nd shift most of our later married life. I did most work

    in the evenings. I feel the same as you do I come to life at night.
     
  8. Spellbound

    Spellbound falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus

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    Hey! When did our title get changed to the "Sidebar-Travis Alexander" forum? Much better on the eyes:loveyou:
     
  9. Bernina

    Bernina Well-Known Member

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    Had more than 2" of rain yesterday, and in the last 15 minutes I think we've already beat it! That and 3/4" hail coming down.
     
  10. Bernina

    Bernina Well-Known Member

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    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/07/u...c=edit_na_20150706&nlid=58395070&ref=headline

    [h=1]South Carolina Senate Casts First Vote to Remove Confederate Flag[/h]
     
  11. LinasK

    LinasK Verified insider- Mark Dribin case

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    Unfortunately my city sells fireworks as fundraisers for the schools, so lots of idiots go and buy them and shoot them off, including my neighbors. I refuse to have anything to do with buying or selling them, as I don't believe any of them are safe, not even "safe & sane" and legal ones, so we go to the public displays instead. Much better and prettier and usually free!!!
     
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    LinasK Verified insider- Mark Dribin case

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    My Lab gets mad and barks at thunder and fireworks, like "knock that s*** off!", LOL! We don't discourage her, particularly when the neighbors are setting off illegal ones. Really stupid now, considering California is in a drought, more people are getting injured with fireworks, and it's horrible for veterans with PTSD and people with migraines. Can you tell I'm against personal fireworks???
     
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    LinasK Verified insider- Mark Dribin case

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    Do inmates still get a saddle and a silver dollar when they're released and do horses still have the right of way??
     
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    Can we trade back again please, we're tired of this heat wave you all sent up here.... Lotusland is starting to look like Death Valley.:/
     
  15. Spellbound

    Spellbound falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus

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    Every year I get less tolerant of the idiots who use the streets and let their debris fly all over our yards and houses, not to mention terrorize our dogs for hours on-end and over several days. Just saw that some drunken young man set one off on top of his head .... and died. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-32231780
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Registered User

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    Yes, Niner, the soccer game was phenomenal!! And tennis today, too!! Am proud to tell you Kelly O'Hara of the U.S. women's soccer team is from my home town of Peachtree City, GA!!! :)

    and How 'Bout Them Braves
     
  17. Bernina

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    I've never heard of an inmate taking the State to it's word on the saddle and silver dollar, lol! (They could probably pick up a horse, a meal, a tub and a shave for a silver dollar back in the day) As far as I know, horses STILL have the right of way but most of the horses are gone from the central part of Scottsdale, which is exactly where I grew up. We had to ride or trailer to the nearest arena 15 miles away, at Indian Trails Stables. But that was they fun of just having backyard horses, just jump on them and go, whether it was Camelback Mountain, A J Bayless (grocery store) and the drive in liquor store, or out in the desert.
    We used to ride over to the Paradise Valley Country Club...oh that was a BLAST!!!!! They had PONDS!!!! So we'd go swimming in them with the horses and watch out for the security guys in their golf carts.
    It was so cool to ride your horse to the middle, turn them around, slide back and hold on to their tail on the way back to the shore. We'd hit there after a day up on the mountain, and usually it was late enough that after a swim, we could haul butt across the green, LOL!
    We never got caught, and my folks never knew what we were up to, all they knew is we came back on the horses, which meant we survived another day on our own.

    That was when you NEVER said, "Mom, I'm bored" or you'd have another list of chores to do.

    Kids have it sooooo easy now days.
     
  18. Bernina

    Bernina Well-Known Member

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    Surely you jest!!!!! LOL! Rain is like manna from Heaven out here!

    If you live in Arizona, conservation is the name of the game. It was like that when I was a kid and it continues to be that way. Everything from water to electricity. I remember several years where there was a ban on outdoor Christmas lights.
    It's just something that becomes part of you. All the swimming pools? That's just extra water if the electricity goes off, seriously. Most developments are desert landscaping, trees are low water maintenance like Eucalyptus, palm, or olive. And there's tons of drought resistant plants and ground cover.
    Golf courses use treated sewage water. And when the snow pack is thin, watering hours are strictly enforced.
    You get a pretty sizable break in your electric in the summer if you only use your appliances during certain hours.
    Water is like a gift, and you just appreciate that you have it.

    This coming from a desert rat, if you know what I mean, lol!
     
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    1944 - The Hartford Circus fire was one of the worst fire disasters in the history of the United States. The fire occurred during an afternoon performance of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus that was attended by 6,000 to 8,000 people. More than 165 people died [1] and more than 700 were injured.


    [video=youtube;9hNMWNTJT3U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNMWNTJT3U&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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    1998 - The King of the Cowboy's Leonard Franklin Slye aka Roy Rogers, the king of the Cowboys dies.

    [video=youtube;WLoYFvbR0XY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLoYFvbR0XY&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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