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  1. Niner

    Niner Long time Websleuther

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    imstilla.grandma Believer of Miracles

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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Little old lady.

    Little old lady who?

    Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!


    Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because we're isolating.”


    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?

    Noah

    Noah who? Noah body

    April Fool’s!


    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?

    Noah. Noah who?

    Noah fooling this time

    It’s really me!


    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?

    Noah

    Noah who?

    Noah something?

    It’s still April Fool’s!


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Mikey!

    Mikey who?

    Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Beets!

    Beets who?

    Beets me!


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Ice cream!

    Ice cream who?

    Ice cream if you don't let me in!


    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Luke!

    Luke who?

    Luke through the keyhole and you can see!


    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Frank!

    Frank who?

    Frank you for being my friend!


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Wooden shoe!

    Wooden shoe who?

    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?


    Do you know all about April 1st?

    Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!


    What’s the best day for monkey business?

    The first of Ape-ril


    What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?

    Prankenstein!


    What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?

    the letter “r.”


    Can February March?

    No, but April May!


    Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

    Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!


    What do you call cheese that's not yours?

    Nacho cheese!


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Noah

    Noah who?

    Noah a good place to get out of the rain?..


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Noah

    Noah who?

    Noahbody knows...


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Noah.

    Noah who?

    Noah dont know who you are either.


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Noah

    Noah who?

    Noah fence, but I'm not going to tell you.


    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Noah.

    Noah who?

    I Noah lot more knock-knock jokes...


    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Noah.

    Noah who?

    Noah more of these knock-knock jokes, please!


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Noah

    Noah who?

    If you Noah anymore jokes...please tell me Noah more of them.

    Happy April Fool’s Day ❤️
     
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    Laughing Well-Known Member

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    Niner Long time Websleuther

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    Niner Long time Websleuther

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    [​IMG] all!

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    a Bunny tree!! :D
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    BetteDavisEyes All the boys think she's a spy...

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    LMAO!!

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    Niner Long time Websleuther

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    LOL! Love the dust bunnies! :D

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    Niner Long time Websleuther

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    BetteDavisEyes All the boys think she's a spy...

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    ^ I was beginning to wonder where you were, Niner :D
     
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    Niner Long time Websleuther

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    I'm here! Sometimes I forget to come here first thing in the morning.... :D

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