Smiling Bob's smile isn't so, uhm, big right now

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  1. Taximom

    Taximom Former Member

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    http://cbs5.com/health/Steve.Warshak.male.2.661099.html

    CINCINNATI (AP) ― A federal court jury on Friday found the owner of a company that sells "male enhancement" tablets and other herbal supplements guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering.

    Steve Warshak, whose conviction was reported Friday by The Cincinnati Enquirer, is founder and president of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, which distributes Enzyte and a number of products alleged to boost energy, manage weight, reduce memory loss and aid restful sleep.

    Television ads for Enzyte feature "Smiling Bob," a goofy, grinning man whose life gets much better after he uses the product, which allegedly boosted his sexual performance.

    Warshak, 40, could face more than 20 years in prison and his company could have to forfeit tens of millions of dollars. (more at link)

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  3. deanws

    deanws Former Member

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    So basically, when you ordered this stuff they kept on sending it to you and charging your credit card even though you cancelled the order!?!?! Losers. I hope they lose their azz!:mad:
     
  4. Taximom

    Taximom Former Member

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    I wonder if he counted on men being too embarrassed to say they got ripped off?
     
  5. MeoW333

    MeoW333 New Member

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    He probably did.. now when fellow inmates ask him what he's in for, he can be embarrassed..
     
  6. golfmom

    golfmom Former Member

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    I always thought those commercials were funny, but try explaining them to little ones :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
     
  7. philamena

    philamena Former Member

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    Best commercials on tv, for adults of course.
     
  8. Taximom

    Taximom Former Member

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    I did enjoy these commercials. Perhaps he can work in advertising when he's out of jail. Smiling Bob could have had his own tv series!
     
  9. SeriouslySearching

    SeriouslySearching Active Member

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    OMG! The Smiling Bob tv series. Too funny!

    I feel badly for all the people who were taken in by that schmuck, but glad they finally did something. Now, they need to turn to Viagra instead...which is what they should have done in the first place. There is a reason that medication is prescription.
     
  10. heavenlydaze

    heavenlydaze Music keeps me sane!!!

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    :laugh: 'Little' Ones????
     
  11. RiverRat

    RiverRat Patsy Ramsey to the Left

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    Hmmmm.....well, I can't say that this was a very Uplifting story. :rolleyes:
     
  12. GlitchWizard

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    I had a friend who used the "smiling bob" photograph as his picture on a dating site. :) (He's married now, actually.)
     
  13. deanws

    deanws Former Member

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    BAAAAAAAHHAAA! LOL..good one RR!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  14. White Rain

    White Rain Active Member

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    C'mon yall, you're being too HARD ON smiling Bob.
    Sorry...couldn't help myself.
     
  15. deanws

    deanws Former Member

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    :D LMAO!!! Yall are killing me!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  16. GlitchWizard

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    Bob BAITED people with promises of pills that give them larger penises.
    Then he gave them fake pills, instead.

    He appears to have made lots of money by BATING people. I'd say he's a MASTER baiter.
     
  17. deanws

    deanws Former Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMGosh.....I am now wiping tears off my face! My stomach hurts from laughing at this thread!
     
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    Whomever asked what you tell the little ones about the commercials... I told my daughter that the natural male enhancement meant his smile was enhanced.
     
  19. deanws

    deanws Former Member

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    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Nice answer. :D
     
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    She didn't believe me.

    My dad said he tried it and it didn't enhance his golf swing at all.
     
  21. deanws

    deanws Former Member

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    I knew it was a rip off from the very beginning. A pill can't do that. :crazy: At least according to the FDA.
     

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