Stop me if you've heard this one: Shirley, a pygmy goat, walks into a bar in Butte...

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  1. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    Goat at Butte bar stolen from Fairmont Hot Springs petting zoo (Montana Standard)
    more, with a picture of Shirley, at the link
     
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  3. wishuwerehere

    wishuwerehere New Member

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    This is the caption under Shirley's photo:

    Butte-Silver Bow Animal Shelter supervisor Jacki Casagranda sits with "Shirley" a pigmy goat picked up at a local bar by the animal warden last weekend.

    Lol!

    Glad to hear Shirley is now home at the petting zoo where she belongs.
     
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    wfgodot Former Member

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    Hoping Shirley had at least one stiff brandy at the bar, as she was in the middle of quite an ordeal.
     
  5. tezi

    tezi Member of Websleuths since 2000.

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    BWHAAA!!!! Butte is my hometown, so I can safely say, she was probably served a brandy if she so desired! LOL:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
     
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    wishuwerehere New Member

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    Shirley was overheard humming this tune on the way out of the bar:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8"]Semisonic - Closing Time - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    wfgodot Former Member

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    Good thing she was rescued or she'd soon have been singing along to this:
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbXGi2WX0Q"]The Replacements - Here Comes A Regular - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    TrackerSam New Member

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    This goat walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer. The bartender, amazed that this goat can actually talk, gives him a beer. The goat says, "What do I owe you?" The bartender stops and thinks for a moment. "Even though this goat is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn't been in many bars." So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars." The goat forks over the money and starts drinking his beer. After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the goat and tries to strike up a conversation. "You know, we don't get many goats in this bar." The goat looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
     
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    Snoopster Well-Known Member

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    :rolling:

    You guys have had me in stitches. I've enjoyed the guffaw.
     

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