Tatt-poo for cheating

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  1. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    Artist inks excrement on wayward lover's back
    A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
    Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

    Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

    Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

    Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html

    I guess that's one way to get her back.
     
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  3. oh_gal

    oh_gal New Member

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    And what can we learn from this?
    a)Never cheat on your partner?
    b)Never drink a cheap bottle of wine and down tequila shots after cheating on your partner?
    c)Never drink a cheap bottle of wine,down tequila shots, and sign a consent form for a tattoo designed at the artist's discretion, after cheating on your partner, who also happens to be the tattoo artist?

    I guess she thought he was over it.
     
  4. 21merc7

    21merc7 New Member

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    This would be funny if it were an episode on Family Guy or some such cartoon nonsense. Hate to be a downer, but I see this as a very serious issue, and that guy needs some extensive therapy or meds if cannot control his impulses. Thoughts of revenge are one thing, the actual act, and this one took quite a while, is completely different.
     
  5. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    D. Never turn your back on an ex or forever keep your shirt on.
     
  6. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    Another thing to be thankful for during the holiday season - I have never had a steaming poo tattooed on me.
     
  7. Donjeta

    Donjeta Adji Desir, missing from Florida

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    He might lose some customers over this. :crazy: I wouldn't let him near my skin, what if he doesn't like me either?
     
  8. oh_gal

    oh_gal New Member

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    E. Just live your romantic life as one giant orgy, where no one is ever an ex, anything goes, and everyone's always happy!

    Or...

    F. If you're going to cheat on your partner...find a new tattoo artist first.
     
  9. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    He'll likely find a new tatoo artist..........................in prison. "Come here Poo boy". :floorlaugh:
     
  10. Krisy

    Krisy Member

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    At first I giggled because it's just so crazy. After seeing how large it is
    all I can think is that's a lot to laser off. Ouch!
     
  11. Melanie

    Melanie Inactive

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    Me too! I thought (when I read the post) that it would be one of those butterly or heart tats that you see in the lower back - or sumfin like that. But this thang is HUGE! Uh....did she really intend for her tatoo to be that big? Did she not feel that needle poking her entire back? up-down-left-right-here-there-everywhere.

    Was there no sense of "hey, let me check it out". Or, can I see the drawing first? Yes, most artists I know will stencil the picture on you FIRST before applying that permanent ink. She's a fool for letting her ex have carte blance on her back without even sneaking a peek.

    I think the guys a real idjeet, but she has to take some of the responsibility by getting snockered and passing out.

    Maybe she can get a judgement and he'll have to pay for laser removal.

    MOO

    Mel
     
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    oh_gal New Member

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    :eek: :blushing: :thud:

    Note to boyfriend: Beware of anyone wishing to show you their "needle".
     
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    Confucius say: lady who gets tattoo from betrayed angry lover, ends up having crappy day. :floorlaugh:
     
  14. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    Personally I give it 2 :thumb: :thumb:

    Just think, spouse cheated? Instead of murder, take them in for their tattoo
     
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    oh_gal New Member

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    :yourock:
     
  16. TrackerSam

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    :floorlaugh::goodpost:
     
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    wfgodot Former Member

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    Daily Mail covers the tale:

    The truth about the girl with the 'poop' tattoo: How photos of man's 'inked revenge on cheating lover' fooled the net
    the rest of the stinky story at Daily Mail link above
     

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