Texas housewife busted for hawking erotic toys

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Heres one close to my heart ;)

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/12/16/MNGEA3O52I1.DTL

    A Texas housewife is in big trouble with the law for selling a vibrator to a pair of undercover cops, and the Brisbane vibrator company she works for says Texas is an "antiquated place'' with more than its share of "prudes.''

    Joanne Webb, a former fifth-grade teacher and mother of three, was in a county court in Cleburne, Texas, on Monday to answer obscenity charges for selling the vibrator to undercover narcotics officers posing as a dysfunctional married couple in search of a sex aid.
     
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  3. BarnGoddess

    BarnGoddess Former Member

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    I thought it was only illegal in Alabama. I think I heard that vibrators were against the law there. Didn't think Texas was that antiquated.
     
  4. Jeana (DP)

    Jeana (DP) Former Member

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    You have to sell them as "novelties" not the real thing.
    As soon as I heard this story, I thought of you Casshew!
     
  5. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    I'm flattered!....... I think?? :waitasec:
     
  6. ajt400

    ajt400 Guest

    Is it illegal to buy vibrators? If so, then lock me up and throw away the keys!
     
  7. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    WooHoo!!! :bigthumb:
     
  8. b17princess2

    b17princess2 Inactive

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    Funny! I thought of Cass too!
     
  9. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    b17... just go windex your remote again and leave me alone :nono:
     
  10. b17princess2

    b17princess2 Inactive

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    I already did..I even put new batteries in it..it's ready to go....That lady shouldn't mess with vibrator's when she can legally use her remote! Duh!
     
  11. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Thats right... she shoulda listed them as remotes not sex toys.. :waitasec: I'll remember that next time I'm in Texas
     
  12. pinkie

    pinkie Guest

    So thats why they are sold as hand held massagers....:innocent:
     
  13. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    LOL.. or "personal massagers" and they show a woman holding one against her neck in the ad..

    The fact that she is wearing lingerie and licking her lips has no bearing on the real purpose ;)
     
  14. pinkie

    pinkie Guest

    hahahaha!!! just like the little shops that sell pipes and bongs are for tabacco use only...:waitasec:
     
  15. Ghostwheel

    Ghostwheel Pyrrhonist

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    But wouldn't that be entrapment? Or don't they have that in Texas, either?
     
  16. Arielle

    Arielle New Member

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    My hubby's family is from Cleburne.

    This whole thing is bizzare to say the least.

    And what is the deal with the remote? I are confuseled. (And no, I am not a naive prude, I just never thought of using a remote. Carrots, yes, remote controls, no)
     
  17. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    LOL

    b17 made a joke onetime (on another thread) something like if her hubby was amorous... she handed him the remote


    .... and it all went downhill from there ;)
     
  18. cmadwolf

    cmadwolf New Member

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    If it's illegal in Alabama, whoa nelly, I'm in twouble!!
     
  19. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    LOL :bigthumb:
     
  20. ajt400

    ajt400 Guest

    Is it also illegal to sell things like anal beads, etc? (I won't go in to too many details here---you know how many different sex toys there are out there---I mean some people us carrots and barbie legs for petes sake!)
     
  21. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Barbie legs?? I hope they take her high heels pumps off first ;)
     

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