The Chili Penis!

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by golfmom, May 18, 2005.

  1. golfmom

    golfmom Former Member

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    I swear they wrote this spoof for us!

    http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i8276

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    The restaurant chain was dealt a further publicity blow when it was discovered that Ms. Cuddles had been munching on a severed, 5 inch human penis, a scenario which quickly made the evening news.
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  3. Mabel

    Mabel Former Member

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    Reminds me of what Bullwinkle always said:

    "Eenie meanie, chili weenie"
     
  4. Jeana (DP)

    Jeana (DP) Former Member

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    When I saw the title to this thread, I thought someone had a hole in his pants and got cold. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  5. Jules

    Jules Former Member

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    Jeana, would that make it an inny instead of an outty??? :waitasec: :laugh:
     
  6. Jeana (DP)

    Jeana (DP) Former Member

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    You mean the old "shrinkage" excuse???? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :liar:
     
  7. Jules

    Jules Former Member

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    Yep, exactly. Pretty limp excuse... ;)
     

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