TLC’s ‘Strange Sex’ to feature ‘most endowed man’

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  1. Melanie

    Melanie Inactive

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    And here I thought Chris Brown held that record. When I saw a photo of his bits on line, my jaw dropped. Lord help any woman who sleeps with him!

    I'm scrolling down the screen, keep scrollin, scrollin. Finally call DH over "YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS" LOL

    MOO

    Mel
     


  2. LCoastMom

    LCoastMom JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE MARIE - STILL WAITING

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    Ooo scary thought!!

    Mel, he and his bestie claim his conquests are into three figures.

    No thank you, I've given birth - three times. Don't need to relive THAT!
     
  3. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    And you came across this picture how? :eek:
     
  4. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    She's probably the only one with room enough. JMO
     
  5. WhyaDuck?

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    Resisting... Google... Image... search...

    ARGH!

    I'm not made of stone!
     
  6. WhyaDuck?

    WhyaDuck? Inactive

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    BBM

    In more ways than one.
     
  7. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Why not? It'll just be another thing the cops can point to at trial when you're arrested for something.
     
  8. LCoastMom

    LCoastMom JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE MARIE - STILL WAITING

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    You guys quack me up!! :floorlaugh: :laughcry:
     
  9. Melanie

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    Perez Hilton originally leaked it, but it has since been removed. All you have to do is google Chris Brown Penis Photo.

    Hope I don't get in trouble. Not promoting porn (which it's not), just comparing most endowed men! LOL It's just a picture of CB taking a piccie of himself in front of the bathroom mirror. Don't all men do that?

    Mel
     
  10. Melanie

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    LOL, if the cops every searched my computer they'd come up with murder, penises (peni?), every criminal case known to man. They would think I'm a true nut job. But you guys know me better than that.

    I'm an :innocent: angel!

    Mel
     
  11. DairyGirl

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    Not to be crude but no, my ex boyfriend had him beat by a mile. Picture salami. Oh lord I'm going to get myself banned.
     
  12. Melanie

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    I wonder if he could have surgery? Kind of a breast-reduction kind of thing? Take off about a foot and he's good to go :)

    :floorlaugh:
     
  13. Melanie

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    Oh dear - than I'm missing out "big" time

    LOL

    Off to my corner!
     
  14. LCoastMom

    LCoastMom JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE MARIE - STILL WAITING

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    While ummm researching this subject I found the following quote:

    When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches."

    See it may come in handy after all - during the next ice age...
     
  15. DairyGirl

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    You aren't missing a thing. It was nearly physically impossible. Although the girlfriend after me lasted a good while. I honestly didn't see how she did it. She must have been gifted in that area, too.
     
  16. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    BBM

    1. That's not gonna happen.
    2. No, I don't think a wide angle lens would work for me anyway. :crazy:

    BBM :rolleyes:

    Just the thought of that will keep me from walking straight for a month. :sick:

    Nothing sharp is allowed near there. Had I been old enough I would have [​IMG] before they circumcised me. [​IMG]
     
  17. Melanie

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    I hear ya! I wouldn't let any sharp objects near my son when he was born, and the nurses thought I was loopy! But I tell ya what, he was the happiest baby boy in the nursery! I always say, if it's not meant to be there, then God wouldn't put it there. Seems silly to me to start snipping and a slicing just after being welcomed into this wonderful world.

    Others disagree - I know, I know.

    Mel
     
  18. WhyaDuck?

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    Amazing how even this story can turn into a circumcision debate.

    :waitasec:
     
  19. Melanie

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    Sorry - I'm going to my TO :eek:fftobed:

    I started it anywhoo by mentioning having surgery to make it easier for him to have relations ;)
     
  20. Steely Dan

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    An article that states the pros and cons of circumcision.

    http://www.medicinenet.com/circumcision_the_medical_pros_and_cons/article.htm#view
     

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