Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by Jolynna, Mar 25, 2008.
Oh brother. I thought this was going to be about 93 yr old men trying to get with minors!
make it legal and tax it already. I really don't care who has sex with who as long as it's consenting adults.
It would help control some disease if we could make testing mandatory like the Bunny Ranch.
You know what.. All I can say about this is GO GRANDPA! So he was trying to get a lil somethin somethin before he croaks? It's probably hard out there for a 93 yr old to get it.
I don't really know what to think. For once, I'm speechless.
Ok, one off color joke. Do they get an AARP discount or maybe the early bird special? I'm terrible, I know.
Sorry...I started the thread because it was the number one viewed from the Washington Post.
I thought it was inspiring to know that at 93 people still have it in them to be thinking about "love".
LOL, I have been humming that stupid "Viva Viagra" song since I read this!
My first thought was something along the lines of a Ron White joke about a parrot and 29 pills left of a monthly supply of Viagra.
How bout "Twenty-nine little blue pills on the shelf, twenty-nine little blue pills. . . "
Hard??? At that age, he'd have to drop it in....
Oh for Heaven's sake! What a waste of tax payers money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The undercover office entrapped those old men! What if the old guy had a heart attack or something just pondering the idea~!
hehehehehehehehe... (ewww!) :clap:
I agree Linda - on both counts.
LMAO!!! I could not decide which post to quote to reply to.
All of you are right! At 93 I say more power to them!
O.K. the one dude is so old he used the phrase that the girl was "making eyes at him". My grandmom says that or she'll say some older man on her bowing team was trying "to make time" with her. However, I absolutely don't believe they didn't know these chicks were not prostitutes. Often these older men will even have prostitutes come to live with them. I see these tricks all the time when I am waiting for a bus. They are old. Yes, yes when I am waiting for a bus. I rather starve than take $20.00 off one of these dudes. Can ya even imagine? I hope not.
Nabbing a 93 yo and having the nerve to prosecute him as a John sounds like a good country n western song or an episode of Reno911.
Now what would be a good title for that song?
My Senility Got My Virility Into a Perp Walk
If She Can Get It Up, I Will Gladly Do The Time
She's Wearin' A Gun N Ruinin' My Fun
Ain't Nothing Stiff But My Fine
Add in some lines about momma, trains, getting drunk and prison and you got yourself a hit. Now, I have "You Never Even Call me by my Name" stuck in my head with a new line about hookers, the elderly and Viagra thrown in. That's gonna linger.
LOL Great! Now you have that song stuck in MY head!
(Sings to self..."I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison...") ROFLMAO
Holy Viagra !!!!!!!!!!!!
"And I went to pick her up in the rain......." Glad I could share that one with someone. :crazy:
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