Two Stupid Criminals Or Maybe Too Stupid! Great Ideas For Crimes!!

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  1. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    When it comes to robbing bars, a Janesville bandit learned that timing is everything. The masked man barged into a bar and grill Sunday night pretending to have a gun.

    He was surprised to find four Eau Claire Police Officers in town for the statewide police union golf tournament.



    Moral of the story; Read the community calendar before planning robberies! :thumb:

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    ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Aug. 13) - A 34-year-old man is in custody after authorities say he gave a teller his account number and showed her his picture ID before robbing an Anchorage bank.


    Also from that page;

    Criminal Heavyweight? Officials at the Harris County Jail in Houston, Texas, said Aug. 8 that 500-pound inmate George Vera, 25, hid a gun in his rolls of fat. After the discovery, Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility.

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    I heard about the fat guy.

    I have a moderately large friend (not 500 lbs) and we have a relationship where we're constantly making fun of eachother. His family is from Mexico, and I always joke about him smuggling me into Mexico via fat roll.
     
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