Ufologist gets to the bottom of alien probe

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  1. Mrs G Norris

    Mrs G Norris #JeSuisUrsa

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    ALIENS have been abducting Territorians and using them in a breeding program, a prominent UFO hunter says.

    Darwin-based ufologist Alan Ferguson is part of the Australian Close Encounter Resource Network's (ACERN) "buddy system", which pairs up people who claim to have had extra-terrestrial experiences.

    "D***heads laugh about what aliens do to humans," he said.

    "I'm referring to when they get the probe out and stick it up the starfish.“

    He said abductees were rarely probed.

    "That's nonsense," he said. "It's a big joke for people but it's not fair on the person that does get abducted."


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    http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2013/10/10/325924_ntnews.html
     
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  3. Sleuth5

    Sleuth5 New Member

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    Finally! Something worth posting about! Thanks, MrsG.

    Listen, I for one have serious concerns about this sort of thing and I do think it explains a lot about some of the odd behavior we encounter in our daily lives. If people's starfishes have been compromised, it's bound to cause all sorts of calamities. I see "Bully!" for Fergie and his relentless quest for extraterrestrial justice. There's got to be some kind of entrepreneurial possibilities here, sort of like chastity belts, only more resistant to unknown technologies.
     
  4. Mrs G Norris

    Mrs G Norris #JeSuisUrsa

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    If they come for you Sleuth5 .. just say you don't to be asked any probing questions IYKWIM!
     
  5. tezi

    tezi Member of Websleuths since 2000.

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    Just say 'No, to probing questions!' LOL And let's just leave the starfish out of it...LOL
     
  6. Marie

    Marie Daughter, if you don't remember us...who will?

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    "Please bend over and wink," said Dr. Alien. ;)
     
  7. Backwoods

    Backwoods New Member

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    Well, my first read of the thread title came out in my tired brain as "UROLOGIST gets to the bottom of alien probe" -- so I was expecting this to go in a slightly different, ahem, direction...
     
  8. SwampMama

    SwampMama Insomniac Extraordinaire

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    Yeah, i thought it said Urologist too and I was thinking " Hmm, well shouldn't it be a PROCTOLOGIST who gets to the bottom of those alien probes.:floorlaugh:
     
  9. tezi

    tezi Member of Websleuths since 2000.

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    Oh, my...We should hope not...LMAO...Oh, my....:floorlaugh:
     
  10. Tulessa

    Tulessa Well-Known Member

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    Living in such a remote location, we have seen some really weird things in the night sky here.
     
  11. TracyLynnS

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    I need more coffee. I totally misread the first post as:

    URUOLOGIST gets to the bottom of alien probe....

    and

    Aliens have been abducting TERRORISTS....

    :beamup: :beamup: :beamup:
     
  12. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    This happened to my dog Bobbles once, and it's especially galling to him as he cannot enjoy his collection of starfish - the name association thing - and his cabinets of Asteroidea sit dusty, their displays of echinoderms now unobserved.
     
  13. Gardenlady

    Gardenlady Active Member

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    I love the comments below the article! :lol:
     
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    TrackerSam New Member

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    There's a cream to shrink those assteroids.
     
  15. Elley Mae

    Elley Mae The enemy is here. beware

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    City folks don't know what it's like in the wilds of Va. It's dark 30 and the sky is alive.:seeya:
     
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    I know what you mean Elley Mae... I am in VA countryside too and the night sky is clear and starry, you don't miss much!
     
  18. Mrs G Norris

    Mrs G Norris #JeSuisUrsa

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    Best comment:

    Had a few close encounter scares with them Aliens blokes...woke up in the Todd river after a few cans and saw lots of red and blue flashing lights coming towards me, didnt stick around to see what they were, took off into the bush proper quick time I did!

    :floorlaugh:

    Seems the Ufologist is a bit butthurt over the whole article: http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s3878772.htm
     
  19. lil_buddy

    lil_buddy Inactive

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    Are there freshwater starfish?
     
  20. tezi

    tezi Member of Websleuths since 2000.

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    "Them Aliens blokes!" BWHAAA! And the "took off into the bush proper quick time!" BWHAAA!

    Just say no, just say no...Please just say no!!! LOL:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
     

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