UK Fire crews called to remove sex aid from 69-year-old man after 36-hour struggle

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  1. badhorsie

    badhorsie Mouth operational, brain elsewhere...

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    Fire crews were called to a hospital to cut off a sex aid after a pensioner had battled for 36 hours to remove it. Bemused surgeons asked for help when the 69-year-old turned up at North Manchester General Hospital and revealed his problem.
    :what: I lost it when I heard that the firemen may need counselling :floorlaugh:

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  3. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    I'm not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure ice water would have fixed the problem.
     
  4. longtallcold

    longtallcold What happened to Nancy Jenkins?

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    :floorlaugh:

    It's been a long day, but I am not ashamed to admit it took me a min to figure out what you meant
     
  5. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. :waitasec:

    Anyway, it sounds like a pain in.... :nevermind:
     
  6. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    Sit down Steely....oh you are sitting, OK. It had to be cut off, so it must have been metal, I'm thinking a ring, that fit when he put it on.....before he became aroused, and now it's too tight and has to be cut off. :eek:
     
  7. Jacie Estes

    Jacie Estes Medical Marijuana Advocate

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    Think of reverse thermodynamics. :D
     
  8. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    Or like reverse hydraulics.
    You see Steely......when a man loves a woman...or an Emu, or when you need to know the time but don't have a watch and it's a sunny day, or when you're a freshman and get called to the blackboard at the worst possible moment.........
     
  9. Krisy

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    I think Seinfeld and the "shrinkage" episode! LOL
     
  10. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    I thought this was up his :censored:
     
  11. Jacie Estes

    Jacie Estes Medical Marijuana Advocate

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    ....don't forget about band camp :laughcry:
     
  12. Jacie Estes

    Jacie Estes Medical Marijuana Advocate

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    I think that is the produce department ;)
     
  13. 21merc7

    21merc7 New Member

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    :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

    How embarrassing! But hey, at 69 grandpa's still got it going on! (With something anyway.) Lol!

    Reminds me of the stories a friend told me. He was a paremedic in LA in the '70's. One was about one of those glass coke bottles that wouldn't come out (vacuum effect and all that) and another about braces and scissors being necessary when they arrived. Hahahaha! There were more, I just can't remember them right now for laughing to myself so hard. OMG!
     
  14. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    Poor old guy got himself into a pickle, so to speak.
     
  15. DairyGirl

    DairyGirl New Member

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    I was doing a good job of holding it together until that...
     
  16. Soulmagent

    Soulmagent Active Member

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    :floorlaugh:
     
  17. 21merc7

    21merc7 New Member

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    I still can't figure out why it took 36 hours to remove!
     
  18. Jacie Estes

    Jacie Estes Medical Marijuana Advocate

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    He may have taken one of the Chinese herbs that was more potent than Viagra. But still that wouldn't last 36 hours; perhaps, in trying to remove the 'aid', he induced swelling, similar to trying to get a tight ring off your finger during pregnancy bloat. Then there is the embarrassment factor.
     
  19. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    If you can put a finger ring on your man's thing, then you aint got much down there. JMO
     
  20. lonetraveler

    lonetraveler Well-Known Member

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    :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh: I don't think it was a ring for your finger, Steely Dan..........you know they do sell rings for male weiners.........maybe he should have paid for the "supersize" special. LOL
     
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    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Your expertise in this area intrigues me. :what: :saythat:
     

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