A man in his own home, at 5:30 am, was in his own kitchen, naked, making a pot of coffee. A woman cut through his yard with a 7 year old child, saw his nudity, and called the police. He is now facing charges for indecent exposure, and may face jail time. http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/101909_man_caught_making_coffee_naked_faces_charges What the HELL? So she trespasses, and peeps in, and HES getting the punishment?