Who Steals A Margarine Truck?

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  1. BetteDavisEyes

    BetteDavisEyes All the boys think she's a spy...

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  3. peeples

    peeples New Member

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    It was stolen from my town.... we've all been laughing about it LOL
     
  4. BetteDavisEyes

    BetteDavisEyes All the boys think she's a spy...

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    Could you post some local media links? TIA
     
  5. davehead21

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    Someone who is going to do a lot of Christmas baking!!
     
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    al66pine New Member

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    Whereabouts of Trailer Loaded w. Margarine?

    I predict many reports --- from Waterloo Iowa to Fowler Michigan ---
    of golden-brown turkeys, delicious cookies, and yummy baked goods.

    JMO.
     
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    Donjeta Adji Desir, missing from Florida

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    TrackerSam New Member

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    Who Steals A Margarine Truck?

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    The Pillsbury Dough Boy. :floorlaugh:
     
  9. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    Maybe someone was in a tight spot in their life and needed a way to grease things to make it easier.

    A guy looking for a way to 'butter up' his girlfriend.
     
  10. peeples

    peeples New Member

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    Here is the most recent newspaper link

    http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/mi...2-2bcc-11e1-b419-001871e3ce6c.html?mode=story

    Here is the local news station link

    http://www.kwwl.com/story/16370252/stolen-trailer-found-butter-still-missing

    The news paper story also talks about the truck of beef jerky that was stolen....
    we had a good laugh about that one as well

    Prior cargo thefts have included a trailer loaded with beef jerky. The trailer was found in Dubuque. There was also a load of dog food where the trailer was recovered in Michigan and a shipment of dental hygiene products that is still missing.
     
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    Cappuccino Well-Known Member

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    Someone who's drunk. I know someone who stole a milk float after a heavy night drinking and went around delivering free milk to half the town.
     
  12. Skittles

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    I think the Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier (above) gets credit for the best headline: "Missing margarine truck found --- empty; thieves slip away".

    CBS Detroit gets bonus points for including a lovely photo of the victim with their article:

    http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/12/21/stolen-margarine-truck-found-in-michigan/
     
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    Ha ha ha, it was probably a Norwegian doing it.... Haven't you heard that we're having a national crisis now?? We don't have butter and the shops are empty... We tried to import from Denmark, but they weren't willing because of toll prices... Even if Norway lifted the toll Denmark wouldn't export to us, because of principle and pride.

    There will be no cookies for Christmas this year. I'm not joking, this crisis is real and featured in msm every day.



    Sent from my GT-P1000 using Tapatalk
     
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    Paula Deen
     
  16. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    These thieves will never be caught. They're too slippery! :floorlaugh:
     
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    The Dairy Farmers of America?
     
  18. BetteDavisEyes

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    Paula Deen would never steal margarine: BUTTA makes everything BETTA :D
     
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    If this stuff gets stolen it's because there's a market for it. It's all about quantity I suppose. A single tub of margarine is not something Joe Consumer would seek to find on the black market because it's cheap and abundant even at the supermarket. But to Joe Corporate who consumes three tons of margarine a week things may look different.
     

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