Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss!

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  1. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    The Smoking Gun Link

    Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
    Cops: Pensioner fired four shots at home of crush, 53

    MARCH 22--After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence....

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    :yow: :eek: :puke:

    BTW, I had no idea what a nonagenarian was til I looked it up. It means a person in their 90's.
     
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  3. Melanie

    Melanie Inactive

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    I just want to say "bless her heart" -- all she wanted was a kiss :)

    Poor guy probably wasn't expecting that she was going to go all comando on him!

    Will she go to jail or be sent to an old folks home -- sans the guns!

    Mel
     
  4. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    A six month jail term might be a life sentence for her. :innocent:
     
  5. WhyaDuck?

    WhyaDuck? Inactive

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    It's Ayn Rand! (Bit of an obscure reference there. Sorry.)
     
  6. 21merc7

    21merc7 New Member

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    :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

    I hope the lady doesn't go to jail, but removing her firearms might be a good idea. (Or assisted living.)
     
  7. Elphaba

    Elphaba Defying Gravity...

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    Poor lady... just wanted to get her groove on. She looked like she even went through the trouble of drawing on a fresh pair of eyebrows. :)

    (I swear I heard on one of the news reports a sound clip of her asking the judge if she could be released on her own recognizance... the judge told her that it was a serious thing and she said that the didn't intend to shoot his car. Or something like that... like there was nothing wrong.)
     
  8. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Oh well then why did the court waste it's time. Shooting cars should be completely legal. :crazy:
     
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    Poor little old granny.... :(

    But, yes, definately, take the heat away from her!
     
  10. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Poor little old granny! :waitasec:

    How about the guy who's house or car she was shooting at?
     
  11. oh_gal

    oh_gal New Member

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    Oh, poor man, too, by all means!

    I was just thinking, as I looked at her picture, "what were you thinking?" Obviously, she was having some sort of cerebral short circuit...and that made me feel a little bad for her. Guess I forgot about her victim...sorry. :(
     
  12. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    Hey she made it to 92 she should be able to do whatever she wants! LOL I want to grow up to be like that.

    I mean think about it. She is 92, still interested in kissing and able to stand up for herself when she thinks she has been slighted.
     
  13. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    You scare me. :couch:
     
  14. WhyaDuck?

    WhyaDuck? Inactive

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    Just out of curiosity, would people be as sympathetic if a 90yo man tried to shoot a younger woman who wouldn't kiss him? (Not trying to be a brat, but I am curious.)
     
  15. oh_gal

    oh_gal New Member

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    Probably not.
     
  16. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    Be afraid, be very afraid!

    My role model is that granny on Raising Hope.
     
  17. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    Tolerant maybe. But yeah it wouldn't be as funny.
     
  18. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    I think it would be a different ball game unless he was proven to have dementia.
     
  19. legalmania

    legalmania Verified Paralegal

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    Gee I sure wouldn't borrow any money from this lady, if she gets that upset over a missed kiss.
     

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