Woman assaults hubby after he refuses to "bite her on the butt"

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Preparations for a Sunday morning fishing trip resulted in a man allegedly being assaulted after stymieing sexual advances from his wife.

    The husband, Richard Brown, of Exeter Drive, stated in a Murfreesboro Police report that his wife, Misty Brown, also of Exeter Drive, walked into the back yard and was "trying to act sexy" as he was preparing for a fishing trip.

    According to the report, the wife told her husband to "bite her on the butt." When the husband told his wife no, she became very angry. The husband reported his wife was still mad and sitting on the living room couch when he went inside their home.

    Richard Brown reported his wife told him that she did not want to go fishing. She allegedly proceeded to pick up a large wine glass and throw it at her husband. The glass broke and cut him behind the left leg, stated Officer Kevin Dunn in the report.

    Misty Brown allegedly picked up a broken piece of glass and threw it at her husband, according to the report. The glass cut her husband's arm. He told officers he fell to the floor bleeding and in pain and begging for his wife to help him.


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  3. lady-eowyn

    lady-eowyn New Member

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    OK...she has some issues....
     
  4. fran

    fran Former Member

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    I'll say she has 'issues!' The least of which is a wine glass in the *morning*.

    JMHO
    fran
     
  5. mrs4point0

    mrs4point0 Inactive

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    :laugh: Maybe she was using it to dull the pain of a bite on the butt. I wonder how bad the cuts were that he'd have to ask her for help....


     
  6. lex

    lex Former Member

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    hi cass! ya know, if they had celebrated 'Orgasm Day', none of this would have happened. :rolleyes:
     
  7. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Lex..... I bet you would have bit her butt
     
  8. lex

    lex Former Member

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    lol cass! if that's what she wanted........ ;)
     
  9. Yakwoman

    Yakwoman 25 cents a look!

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    You're all a bunch of perverts! That's what I love about his place...... :D

    Yakwoman
     
  10. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Speaking of perverts... I wonder where Vicktor is? he has not been around the Bizarre board for a while.. :(
     
  11. golfmom

    golfmom Former Member

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    If he gave her a tea bag he could have avoided the whole mess! :slap:
     
  12. csds703

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    My husband ignores me too when I tell him to BITE ME.
     
  13. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Well I guess the teabags make more sense than wine in the morning!
     
  14. Schmerty_Jones

    Schmerty_Jones ________________ Even if you're on the right

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    I have heard of 'backbiting' .....but" BUTT biting "sounds like more fun ;) maybe no wine with the Butt tho'
     
  15. mrs4point0

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    I wonder if it was red wine or white wine.......what goes best with butt?
     
  16. PaperDoll

    PaperDoll When I'm Silent, I make the most sense

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    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  17. PaperDoll

    PaperDoll When I'm Silent, I make the most sense

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    I tell hubby to kiss my a$$ but instead, he spanks it... :doh:
     
  18. Schmerty_Jones

    Schmerty_Jones ________________ Even if you're on the right

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    Obviously he's seen the movie "SIDEWAYS"????? :crazy: :waitasec:
     
  19. PaperDoll

    PaperDoll When I'm Silent, I make the most sense

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    actually we haven't seen it.. :crazy: maybe some "XXX " kind of movie:waitasec: :D
     
  20. Yakwoman

    Yakwoman 25 cents a look!

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    Yeah - he's been real scarce lately! Actually, of all the perverts on this forum, Vicktor is my favorite. :)
     
  21. Schmerty_Jones

    Schmerty_Jones ________________ Even if you're on the right

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    No! not XXX but funny. It takes place in the winegrowning area of Santa Maria / Santa Barbara & won best Script writer @ the Oscars.3/2005 They are wine tasting a wild week before one of the buddies get married. The scenes are absolutely hilarious!!!! R rated but soooo funny.See it with your husband & you'll never drink "Merlot "again! Sorry O/T But everyone should see it. :dance: :dance:
     

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