Woman goes to hospital in vaginal pain has dead turtle inside her

[bluesneakers]

Better a turtle than a mushroom.

You're funny.

 

[imstilla.grandma]

I guess I’m behind a bit, so this didn’t really happen?

I’m in a state of confusion about it but I tend to believe it. See my post#9 and the link.
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An analysis of the dead turtle revealed that it is a freshwater species usually sold in pet shops. The specimen found inside the woman’s body was a baby, but they can grow up to 18 centimeters in length once mature.

The police have closed the case, although the public prosecutor in Santa Cruz de Tenerife has begun collecting evidence in connection with the case, and said that legal action is not being ruled out yet.

At the same time, an investigation has been opened at the Nuestra Señora de La Candelaria Hospital after a photo of the dead and bloodied turtle began to circulate via WhatsApp. The photo has been published by several media outlets.

 

[Hazelnutty]

May God have mercy on Emergency Dept employees everywhere!
And turtles.

 

[imstilla.grandma]

May God have mercy on Emergency Dept employees everywhere!
And turtles.

This is the giggle thread of the day. Thank you everyone. So funny!

 

[pontefract]

Then there was Mary Toft.

 

[Catmommy]

So ... uh ... what did it die of? Officially?

 

[imstilla.grandma]

Then there was Mary Toft.

OMG, my husband just ran in here and said “wth? Are you ok?” I started laughing so hard, I had a coughing fit. I just had a chest tube not too long ago and I still have problems breathing. But when I opened that link about the rabbits, I couldn’t control myself. Still laughing. It’s good for my lungs though. Thanks for the physical therapy.

 

[imstilla.grandma]

d

 

[neesaki]

I was just talking earlier to some friends on the sidebar, the same thing, Isn’t life strange? Think about it.

 

[Brubeck]

Also this one.

 

[imstilla.grandma]

 

[gregjrichards]

So ... uh ... what did it die of? Officially?

I don't know if they did a post mortem on the turtle. The poor thing may have died of suffocation.

 

[gregjrichards]

@gregjrichards this story is one of the oddest ones posted here. Thanks. I hope you don’t mind. But I’ve watched this video so many times and everytime I watch it, I think of you. So here goes an off topic:

Thank you imstilla.grandma for posting this it is very kind and thoughtful of you.

 

[imstilla.grandma]

“A police source in Tenerife said: "This incident did happen and the reports are true. The woman does not know how the reptile ended up where it did and we don't either."

The woman suffered a "serious infection'' from the dead animal, believed to be a freshwater turtle and police have opened an investigation into the incident.

"The duty doctors inspected her and saw that her discomfort was due to the fact that the woman, who lives on the island, had a dead turtle inside her vagina which had caused a serious infection," police said.”
Doctors find turtle inside woman's vagina after having pain

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[x_files]

“A police source in Tenerife said: "This incident did happen and the reports are true. The woman does not know how the reptile ended up where it did and we don't either."

The woman suffered a "serious infection'' from the dead animal, believed to be a freshwater turtle and police have opened an investigation into the incident.

"The duty doctors inspected her and saw that her discomfort was due to the fact that the woman, who lives on the island, had a dead turtle inside her vagina which had caused a serious infection," police said.”
Doctors find turtle inside woman's vagina after having pain

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So someone either dosed her and assaulted her if she has no recollection of the incident. Disturbing.

 

[oceanblueeyes]

I hope the turtle accidentally crawled up there?

Lol. But what woman wouldn't even know something was crawling into her vagina??? That's what I would like to know. Well maybe not but even the turtle entering without being detected seems impossible to me. Jmo

 

[oceanblueeyes]

Plus the turtle wouldn't die immediately either.

 

[Catmommy]

Maybe it was a teenage mutant ninja turtle.


I'm sorry

 

[imstilla.grandma]

Maybe it was a teenage mutant ninja turtle.


I'm sorry

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[imstilla.grandma]

Lol. But what woman wouldn't even know something was crawling into her vagina??? That's what I would like to know. Well maybe not but even the turtle entering without being detected seems impossible to me. Jmo

I’m not sure where I read it. But it was claimed they couldn’t determine whether the turtle was dead or alive when inserted.