bluesneakers
not today satan
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You're funny.Better a turtle than a mushroom.
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You're funny.Better a turtle than a mushroom.
I’m in a state of confusion about it but I tend to believe it. See my post#9 and the link.I guess I’m behind a bit, so this didn’t really happen?
This is the giggle thread of the day. Thank you everyone. So funny!May God have mercy on Emergency Dept employees everywhere!
And turtles.
OMG, my husband just ran in here and said “wth? Are you ok?” I started laughing so hard, I had a coughing fit. I just had a chest tube not too long ago and I still have problems breathing. But when I opened that link about the rabbits, I couldn’t control myself. Still laughing. It’s good for my lungs though. Thanks for the physical therapy.Then there was Mary Toft.
So ... uh ... what did it die of? Officially?
@gregjrichards this story is one of the oddest ones posted here. Thanks. I hope you don’t mind. But I’ve watched this video so many times and everytime I watch it, I think of you. So here goes an off topic:
“A police source in Tenerife said: "This incident did happen and the reports are true. The woman does not know how the reptile ended up where it did and we don't either."
The woman suffered a "serious infection'' from the dead animal, believed to be a freshwater turtle and police have opened an investigation into the incident.
"The duty doctors inspected her and saw that her discomfort was due to the fact that the woman, who lives on the island, had a dead turtle inside her vagina which had caused a serious infection," police said.”
Doctors find turtle inside woman's vagina after having pain
I hope the turtle accidentally crawled up there?
Maybe it was a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
I'm sorry
I’m not sure where I read it. But it was claimed they couldn’t determine whether the turtle was dead or alive when inserted.Lol. But what woman wouldn't even know something was crawling into her vagina??? That's what I would like to know. Well maybe not but even the turtle entering without being detected seems impossible to me. Jmo