Woman Has Sex With A Pine Cone, Needs Surgery To Remove It

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  1. White Rain

    White Rain Active Member

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  3. Shecky

    Shecky New Member

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    What the...how on earth did that sound like a good idea to her?

    Words of wisdom: Even the more expensive sex toys cost less than the surgery to remove a pine cone from your lady bits. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be frugal.
     
  4. cuppy199

    cuppy199 New Member

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    Can I just say Yuck! What the heck was she thinking:eek: Never mind I dont want to know:crazy:
     
  5. NordWoman

    NordWoman New Member

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    Article says that "she was lonely".But come on-a pine cone-Ouch!!
     
  6. Tichad3

    Tichad3 Happy to be a Busy-body

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    I could never be so lonely that I'd stick a pine cone in my va-jay-jay. That SOUNDS painful, let alone experiencing it.:eek:
     
  7. L L & S

    L L & S New Member

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    OH SNAP! Romancing the cone?

    We should hook her up with "Picnic Table Guy" or "Vaccuum Cleaner Guy".
     
  8. zadari

    zadari New Member

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    people are so odd... i cant help but just shake my head .
     
  9. Rosco

    Rosco MURDERED 10/21/05 - TERRYANDDARLEEN.COM

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    :rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:


     
  10. L L & S

    L L & S New Member

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    what happen to the groan button?
     
  11. SheWhoMustNotBeNamed

    SheWhoMustNotBeNamed Former Member

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    :eek: Oh my gosh. Surely she could have used something less....spikey.
     
  12. Kymistry35

    Kymistry35 It's never to late to be who you could have been

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    There have been a few times that I was "lonely" also, but a pine cone? Come on that it just crazy.
     
  13. tatertot

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    But...but...sap (or is it called pitch?)...ow! *Crosses legs*
     
  14. passionflower

    passionflower Just 1 tip to find a killer

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    Elphaba Defying Gravity...

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    Sounds like a "Tyler" case you would hear about in a skit out of Saturday Night Live's "Appalachian Emergency Room". LoL If Tyler was a girl...

    (the character "Tyler" is always getting things stuck up him or his um, stuck in things.)
     
  16. momtective

    momtective Lifetime WS Non-Mod

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    Now, that is funny :floorlaugh:
    Followed of course by...Jewel of the vile. :crazy:

    I remember studying this kind of stuff in abnormal psychology....what a class! :eek:
     
  17. Gypsy Road

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    I wasn't going to click on this thread, but I did, and now my "cookie" hurts! YEOWCH! A freaking pine cone? Whether or not is was fresh and green off the tree (unopened) or fully open - that's just wrong!
     
  18. RiverRat

    RiverRat Patsy Ramsey to the Left

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    LOL - I know! I've seen this title for a couple of days, but the full title doesn't show up on the main page, only "Woman has Sex with a Pine" - I went through the possibilities, Pine Cone, Pineapple, Pine Tree, PineSol....none of those possibilites sounded appealing, so I just had to click and confirm just what the substitution was! Call me old fashioned, but dayum, Lady - Talk to The Hand! :hand:
     
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    Been trying to avoid reading this thread for days (I try to limit my daily dose of depressing or "painful" news), but my curiosity got the best of me! What was she thinking?
     
  20. athy

    athy Active Member

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    i think the problem was she wasn't thinking!! lol

    talk about hard up
     
  21. sleuthin4fun

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    my brow is furrowed and I am shaking my head!
     

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