Woman injured in sex toy mishap

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by TrackerSam, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    And this years Darwin Award goes to this moron.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

    http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite

    Let's practice safe sex people. If he pulls a power tool out :hills:.
     
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  3. tlcya

    tlcya Well-Known Member

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    um

    yeeeeeaaaaah

    WTH?
     
  4. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Ok, let's analyze this step by step;

    Agreeing to make love-Good
    Agreeing to use a sex toy- Good if you like it.
    Adding a power tool to the equation-Bad idea.
    Apparently not practicing before the first time with said power tool and toy-Very stupid idea.
    Not being extremely cautious and gentle while using the combination for the first time-Stupid.

    Total score = just shy of absolute moron. JMO
     
  5. rossva

    rossva George Zimmerman: Innocent until proven guilty.

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    Did this article pop up on a current news feed? It happened 12:39 PM, Mar 10, 2009.


     
  6. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    Yes it did.
     
  7. tlcya

    tlcya Well-Known Member

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    I think you give this man and his partner waaaay more credit than they deserve!
     

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