Woman seeks government help to stop neighbours' noisy lovemaking

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - A Swedish woman, tired of the noise made by her amorous neighbours in the apartment above, took her quest for some peace and quiet to an official environmental health committee.

    Jon Persson, who works with the local health committee in Simrishamn, some 615 kilometres south of the capital, Stockholm, said Thursday that the woman said she was "distressed, angry and tense all over" because her neighbours make love loudly almost nightly.

    He said it was the first time he can recall such a complaint ever being filed in the Scandinavian country. Typically, most disputes get settled between neighbours and don't require government intervention.

    The woman, who was not identified, complained that the lovemaking usually starts around 10 p.m. and lasts well past midnight, sometimes to 1 a.m., Persson said.

    According to a copy of her complaint, the woman said the lovers' efforts have left her with tense headaches, cramps and heartburn.

    "You are my last hope. Please help me," the woman wrote in the complaint, according to Persson.


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  3. Sky

    Sky Inactive

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    Wow! 2-3 hours almost nightly?!?! Wish we had some more info... ;) must be true love!

    Sky

    IMO
     
  4. blueclouds

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    Holy, good for them I say! If anyone can go 3 hours nightly, go for it! Maybe woman just very jealous....

    I don't know, just my 2 cents
     
  5. Tricia

    Tricia Owner Websleuths.com Administrator

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    I wonder if the amorous male neighbour has a brother... :woohoo:
     
  6. Hugh

    Hugh New Member

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    What were they doing for the other 2 hours 50 minutes ?
     
  7. Tricia

    Tricia Owner Websleuths.com Administrator

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hugh, you aren't my husband using another hat are you?
     
  8. Amraann

    Amraann Former Member

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    How could that be Tricia when clearly he is mine?
     
  9. Tricia

    Tricia Owner Websleuths.com Administrator

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    I knew it. I live in Utah. He couldn't help himself. He needed another wife. LOL
     
  10. Amraann

    Amraann Former Member

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    LOL!!! Too funny...Tricia...

    And Hugh Obviously 10 minutes is all it takes... Isn't that baby #3 thats on the way? :)
    LOL
    Congrads
     
  11. Hugh

    Hugh New Member

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    And I was asleep for 5 of those !
     
  12. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    So it is true what they say about Englishmen LOL

    Wait! what am I laughing about? I married one :doh:
     
  13. Hugh

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    Another outrageous slur on our great nation. I will be suggesting to your husband that he starts to exert his Englishness a little more and keeps the missus in line.
     
  14. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Right-o Hugh

    :D
     
  15. Love_Mama

    Love_Mama Rest In Peace

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    Hugh.........that's my best laugh of the day. Ever done stand-up comedy?

    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


    xxxxxxxxxo
    mama
     
  16. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    apparently all HIS comedy is done while 'lying down' LOL
     
  17. Hugh

    Hugh New Member

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    Who said anything about lying down, obviously the expression "Knee Trembler" is not in use in Canada LOL
     
  18. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    LOL ~ my knees aren't what they used to be Hugh.
     
  19. Hugh

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    Nor is my "Trembler" LOL
     

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