When I was in the seventh grade Choir was a semester long requirement. Because everyone had to do it at one point or another, our instructor was one of the most ridiculed/taunted/teased teachers I've ever encountered (poor guy!). But, that didn't stop him from going with whatever he'd selected for our performances-- he unabashedly carried the torch (baton).
Our giggle song (and some just outright refused by remaining silent in protest at the offending lines) was an old ballad. Ballads were popular music, back then-- Dylan, Joan Baez, Judy Collins, The Mama's and the Papa's, Simon and Garfunkle-- all current rages. So he was on the right track, right?
I've found a copy of the song by remembering the line everyone
hated the most:
And who will kiss my ruby lips?
Whawhawha
(junior high, remember?!) ...and I was an alto, so I was in the "boy" section!! then>> :blushing: now>> :floorlaugh:
I don't recall the melody at all...
"He's Gone Away"
(Traditional Folksong)
I'm goin' away for to stay a little while,
But I'm comin' back if I go ten thousand miles.
Oh, who will tie your shoes?
And who will glove you hands?
And who will kiss your ruby lips when I am gone?
Oh, it's papy'll tie my shoes,
And mamy'll glove my hands,
And you will kiss my ruby red lips when you come back!
Oh, he's gone, he's gone away,
For to stay a little while;
But he's comin' back if he goes ten thousand miles.
Look away, look away, look away over Yandro,
On Yandro's high hill, where them white doves are flyin'
From bough to bough and a-matin' with their mates,
So why not me with mine?
For he's gone, oh, he's gone away
For to stay a little while,
But he's comin' back if he goes ten thousand miles.
I'll go build me a desrick on Yandro's high hill,
Where the wild beasts won't bother me nor hear me cry;
For he's gone, he's gone away for to stay a little while,
But he's comin' back if he goes ten thousand miles.
Plus, isn't 2nd grade the year of Knock Knock jokes, and such gems as
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Of course they're going to giggle!!