Never give an iguana Viagra

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In South Florida iguana's are exotic and grow large.

They run all over like squirrels.
 
GlitchWizard said:
I wonder why Iguana's have two penises instead of just the ability to grow one back.
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No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!
 
Yakwoman said:
What I'd like to know is, why did someone give an iguana Viagra in the first place????
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I don't think anyone did...it's just a catchy headline. I didn't watch the video. :chicken:
 
Priapism in an iguana. Hmmm...who would have thought?! Oh, well...he didn't need that one anyway. ;)
 
LisainWV said:
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!
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That is so funny LisainWV. I can't believe I'm reading this either.

What is good to know (from the article) is that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. Thank God for that. I wouldn't want him to suffer any loss of sexual drive but there is always more Viagra.:crazy:

Gozgals
 
OMG! He's had a "hard, hard time" lately and his "life of leisure will rise again!" Can't believe I watched that! UGH! One minute and 15 seconds of my life I will never get back!
 
Jeana (DP) said:
I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
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Jeana, trust me, stick to your guns on this one!!
 
LisainWV said:
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!
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:eek: :D u r 2 funny! Love the way your mind works.
Between you and Glitchwizard, I can't make up my mind which I enjoy more!
 
:crazy: Not a competition - I enjoy it when anyone takes a break from being so serious!

I wish I'd never seen the article. I have an iguana and whenever I feed him now I'm thinking - I hope it's a girl. :)
 
ljwf22 said:
Never give an iguana Viagra
Thu Jan 25, 12:03 PM ET
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Link:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070125/od_nm/iguana_erection_dc
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geesh...you'd think if Michael Jackson could find someone to walk next to him carrying an umbrella it wouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give that poor iguana a little hand job:D
 
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Linda7NJ said:
geesh...you'd think if Michael Jackson could find someone to walk next to him carrying an umbrella it wouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give that poor iguana a little hand job:D
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OMG!!!!!! LINDA!!!!!!! I spit Diet Coke all over!!!!!!!

Best post of the day!!!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
Obviously he's a choosy little fella, guess none of his friends suit his fancy. Can you imagine if male humans had two penises???? Maybe it'd be a good thing, we'd probably have fewer wars because then they'd wouldn't need recovery time:crazy:
 
Jeana (DP) said:
I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
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I cant watch it~webtv wont let me! LOL.
 
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