Kevin Harold Brann Leaves Butt Plug In Cop Car During DUI Arrest

[GetSmart]

My first thread in this section ....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/kevin-harold-brann-arrest_n_1310145.html
Kevin Harold Brann Leaves Plug In Cop Car During DUI Arrest


A 41-year-old Florida man charged with DUI left a very intimate item in a Martin County Sheriff's Office cruiser after rear-ending another driver on February 24.
Kevin Harold Brann "had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out" in the backseat, according to the arrest report.
Brann was taken into custody after rear-ending a car in front of him on U.S. 1 in Hobe Sound. When officers responded to the accident, they noted that he smelled strongly of alcohol and was barely able to stand up or walk. Though he denied drinking, Brann failed roadside sobriety tests and was arrested for DUI.

On the way to Martin County Jail, police said the visibly drunk Brann urinated and "soiled himself" before leaving behind his sex toy in the police vehicle. The officer noted that he turned the item over with Brann's other property at the Martin County Jail.



What these poor cops have to deal with . How disgusting.

 

[TrackerSam]

:sick: No drinking and backdoor driving.

 

[MayraMM]

He was "rear-ended"?

 

[marycarney]

I love the way they even gave his middle name - like when your mom calls you out on something!

PS I bet his mama's proud.

 

[Donjeta]

I love the way they even gave his middle name - like when your mom calls you out on something!

PS I bet his mama's proud.

I'm sure all the Kevin Branns with other middle names are grateful for the inclusion, so they can point it out and say it wasn't me

 

[SwampMama]

oh, ewww.
The worst thing I have had to deal with as a first responder was a drunk driver who managed to crap all over himself in the process of wrecking his truck. He had a disgusting brown ooze all over him but was quite oblivious to it all. Unfortunately, we were all to aware of it and I think one of the cops even threw up. He was so drunk that he adamantly refused medical care and was later diagnosed with a broken pelvis.

 

[Lilachaze]

I love the way they even gave his middle name - like when your mom calls you out on something!

PS I bet his mama's proud.

:floorlaugh: Poor mama having to find out what he's done.