Nova
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My, but spies have gotten sloppy these days:
They depended on Diana's car taking a route where the road would be relatively empty;
They counted on her driver going unusually fast (see previous sentence: empty road = fast speed);
They depended on Diana not wearing her seatbelt;
They assumed that if they briefly blinded the driver, he would swerve left and into a pole.
And after the accident, one spy walked over to the car and looked through the window. Using his x-ray goggles, no doubt, he was able to see that Diana's internal injuries were fatal, so he made the crossed arm ("mission accomplished") sign--even though she didn't die until several hours later.
Very sloppy/very lucky spies, if you ask me.
They depended on Diana's car taking a route where the road would be relatively empty;
They counted on her driver going unusually fast (see previous sentence: empty road = fast speed);
They depended on Diana not wearing her seatbelt;
They assumed that if they briefly blinded the driver, he would swerve left and into a pole.
And after the accident, one spy walked over to the car and looked through the window. Using his x-ray goggles, no doubt, he was able to see that Diana's internal injuries were fatal, so he made the crossed arm ("mission accomplished") sign--even though she didn't die until several hours later.
Very sloppy/very lucky spies, if you ask me.