Watermelon is the new Viagra

Fourth of July is tomorrow ladies.....stay away from the watermelon aisle at your local grocery.
 
I always had a difficult time eating watermelon when I was a kid. A neighbor kid told me that his cousin would make a hole in the watermelon and, uh, have a little fun with it. :eek: :sick:
 
I always had a difficult time eating watermelon when I was a kid. A neighbor kid told me that his cousin would make a hole in the watermelon and, uh, have a little fun with it. :eek: :sick:

Was he related to the patio table guy? OMG I see a whole (hole) new trend here.:eek:
 
Was he related to the patio table guy? OMG I see a whole (hole) new trend here.:eek:

Oh, eww, I forgot about him even though I still chuckle when cleaning my patio table off.

ROFL "whole" "hole"

I guess some guys just get really desperate. :eek:
 
Fourth of July is tomorrow ladies.....stay away from the watermelon aisle at your local grocery.

Stay away from them??? Heck I'm going to buy a truck load! My hubby needs a little help! :blushing:
 
I predict a huge increase in watermelon sales.. by men. What a great way to market them!

LOL I can see many women loading them in their carts!

I can see them pushing other women out of the way as they rush the markets to get the biggest one they can find.:Banane34: :crazy:
 
We ate some tonight! Testing, testing...1,2,3...testing. Night! :D
 
Bought ridiculous amounts of watermellon today at store and some cantelope for good measure...
 
LOL - waiting for the test results here! :dance:
 
ROFL, test results were positive, but since I don't know exactly what viagra does, it was your typical night but not 4 hours long. :D
 
We joked about this last week at work. Well today two of my co-workers brought in watermelon for everyone.
 

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