Apparently being fat is now the reason for not being able to pass field sobriety tests.. What next..
http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/heraldnews/news/510163,4_1_JO15_SOBER_S1.article
http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/heraldnews/news/510163,4_1_JO15_SOBER_S1.article