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JULY 24--Florida police are investigating the theft of three strap-on dildos that were allegedly taken from a storage unit by a female suspect after she broke up with her girlfriend following a rocky year-long relationship.
Rivera, who said she was unable to contact her ex about the missing dildos, surmised that the suspect temporarily removed the items in an attempt to get back together with her, depriving Rivera the use of the property.
The disappearance of the dildos has been classified as a possible grand theft, and the investigation remains open, according to a sheriffs report.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/strap-on-dildo-heist-9182345
I love Florida.
Rivera, who said she was unable to contact her ex about the missing dildos, surmised that the suspect temporarily removed the items in an attempt to get back together with her, depriving Rivera the use of the property.
The disappearance of the dildos has been classified as a possible grand theft, and the investigation remains open, according to a sheriffs report.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/strap-on-dildo-heist-9182345
I love Florida.