Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

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LOL! You know it's time to quit drinking when...

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I'm wiping off my monitor now, snorted soda through the nose.....

Oh my....
 
Yes, this was the funniest article I have read in awhile. Sucks to be that man!!!
 
How many people can truthfully say 'I was sooooo drunk that I kissed a possum'? ROTFLMAO! This man is one of a kind. If he ever plays the game 'I never', he'd certainly be a hit!


Wonder if that police car had a dash camera? Bet there are Staties somewhere, watching and falling off their chairs laughing. :dance:
 
EWWW! and I'm an animal lover. I do admit being creeped out by oppossums, but a "dead for awhile oppposum" ewww, I just couldnt imagine putting my lips anywhere near one....apparently I don't drink nearly enough.
 
Maybe he thought it was Punxsutawney Phil and wanted 6 more weeks of winter. lol...
 
Atleast his heart was in the right place;)
 
Linda7NJ said:
Atleast his heart was in the right place;)
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But where was his mind, & his mouth? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:'

But the article said the cops could not locate a number for this man Wolfe.
So it was all just things that people told them...hearsay.
Maybe this poor friendly drunk did no such thing.
 
I don't drink a lot but if I ever woke up the next day from being drunk and people told me I french kissed a dead opossum I think I'd check myself into rehab, just sayin.
 
Geez that gives new meaning to the term beer goggles.. lol I am sorry but that guy must have seriously been drunk to consider doing this to a live possum let alone one thats been dead a while.. they are not cute animals to begin with...
 
I bet he went home, stumbled into bed and gave his wife a big drunk sloppy kiss. Then again, do you reckon men that resuscitate dead possums have wives? :waitasec:
 
pip said:
I bet he went home, stumbled into bed and gave his wife a big drunk sloppy kiss. Then again, do you reckon men that resuscitate dead possums have wives? :waitasec:
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I'm guessin no. :snooty:
 
opme said:
Geez that gives new meaning to the term beer goggles.. lol I am sorry but that guy must have seriously been drunk to consider doing this to a live possum let alone one thats been dead a while.. they are not cute animals to begin with...
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That's what I was thinking. Possums are nasty animals.
 
Wow, this is too funnyand gross! I guess this means he finally fit rock bottom and maybe will give up drinking.
 
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