I cannot believe I’m asking this but...like who? Anyone with a crowbar? I can’t imagine who would want to be around him. MOO.
Cockroaches, rats and other vermin are likely to hang around to see what pickings they can get. Even a pic with him in a trash rag paper would be great in their mind. Especially if they can sell a story to line their pockets. Freaking dirty ass leaches the whole lot of them.