I can't see Ronald getting a bond reduction but I can sure see him trying - IMO, reserve your seats now because we're about to see a great performance (yep, another one...) by Ronald!
I can just hear it now;
Attorney: My client, Ronald C... would like to address your honor
Judge: That's fine
Ronald: Thank you your honor for letting me talk to ya' all. I went to werk one night to earn an honest livin so I could feed my two ki...my children I take care of all by myself cause the court told me I was the best parent, better than they're own mama, to be with. While I was at werk to earn an honest livin your honor, someone done gone and picked the lock or used a crow bar to break into my home and stole my ki...my heart. My bi, ahhh... girlfriend was watching em' but I didn't know my girlfriend was underage til the media donegone and reported it cause she tol' me she was 18 when I met her at my ki..my child's bus-stop. Since the media done gone and reported that I lived with an under-age girl everybody thinks I'm a child molesta' and nobody'll hire a child molesta your honor. Then my friend John.. Detective John Merchant done told me that my girlfriend was "the key" in my ki...my chil...my heart's disappearance. I was scared she'd up and leave on me so I figured I betta keep my friends close and my enemies closer. (wink)That's why I done went and married her your honor, to keep her clos..to find out where my ki...chil...my heart was. After I done went and married her everybody started cusing me of being in on it, ahhh..my child's disappearance and nobody'll gonna hire me cause they all think I done gone and killed my ki..my child your honor. So I decided to divorce her cause I needed to get a job to feed my other ki..my son. She were'nt tellin me nothing anyways bout my ki...my child's disappearance even though me and my granny tried everything to get her talkin'. We fed her, put a roof over her head, and though I'm not proud of it your honor, we even bought cigarettes for her to keep her happy. I'm guilty as charged of that, I admit it your honor and you can do with me what you all like, I ain't gonna lie bout it. After I divorced the bi...her, John told me, ahhh... Detective John Merchant your honor, that they'd never be able to prove nothing without her being in jail where they could get a really good go at her you know... to question her real good your honor and I knew the only way this was gonna happen was gonna be me putting myself "out there", you know what I mean your honor (wink). I had to make like I was right in it with her even though I was scared cause I never done nothing like that your honor. I knew UC's got them there video tapes cause John...Detective John Merchant told me bout that once so I knew if I done gone and got arrested and cused of being in on it with her, you'd all see the tapes and know that were't true - Course I had to "act" real good otherwise she'd been on to me so I'd make it look like I put a pill in my mouth but I never really did done gone and swallowed any of em' your honor - first chance I'd get, I spit em' all out but they don't show that on those there video movies your honor. Anyways your honor you can see the proof for yourself cause, just like John...Detective John Merchant said, there's done gone and been more talkin' in this case, chit...sorry your honor, even Jeff...Sheriff Hardy said that people was startin talkin and that's cause of me your honor. Sides your honor, I got another ki...son that I gotta raise all by myself cause his mama ain't no good. She's a drug-addict and she don't work and she got no insurance your honor. Now I know what you all are thinking...I don't have a job either but I'm gonna have one cause I got people who know what I done and why I done it your honor so they send me money cause they believe in what I done and they're gonna help me write a book tellin my story cause people'd pay good money for it cause of who I am. So your honor I hope you all will see what those there video-movies don't show and set me free cause Imma father of a missing ki...child and I gotta go raise my other ki...my son cause ahhh...he's my son and ahhh... I'm his daddy, not nobody else, you know what I'm sayin' your honor (wink).
Meant in humor only ~