Man charged for sex with inflatable raft

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  1. Joe Friday

    Joe Friday Active Member

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  3. Kimberlyd125

    Kimberlyd125 Softball is for everyone. Fast pitch is for athlet

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    :eek:
    Trying to decide if I should read it!

    Ok, off to read. My inquiring mind wants to know.
    :angel:
     
  4. wfgodot

    wfgodot Former Member

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    I read this first as "inflatable rat."
     
  5. Kimberlyd125

    Kimberlyd125 Softball is for everyone. Fast pitch is for athlet

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    :floorlaugh:

    This part of the article made me LOL...

    The witness, who was the owner of the raft, reported to police that the suspect took the raft with him after being shouted at to stop, according to records.


    :floorlaugh:
     
  6. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    Was it consensual?

    Advantages: Doesn't talk back, doesn't require dinner, drinks or payment first.

    Maybe his inflatable doll was busted.
     
  7. Joe Friday

    Joe Friday Active Member

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    YA, who would really want the raft back at that stage in the game. NO doubt LE has the pink raft in the evidence locker for safe keeping. DNA and all.

    JMO
     
  8. 21merc7

    21merc7 New Member

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    One look at the mugshot and I am certain he determined the raft to be a pink elephant or 3. This man needs some serious help, he's got more than raft problems. A dip in the pool wouldn't hurt either!
     
  9. daisy7

    daisy7 Retired WS Staff

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    Um, how does a person have sex with a raft? Never mind - I don't think I want to know the answer. :)
     
  10. deelytful1

    deelytful1 *~a mere mortal~*

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    :floorlaugh:

    Wow. what a great chuckle for today.

    They guy definitely does need some professional help!

    Article says he was arrested at least 5 times for "similar" offenses? :waitasec:

    Inner tubes? Rubber duckies? galoshes??? Ugh! :sick:
     
  11. JBounds

    JBounds I feel lucky

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    Believe it or not I've read much worse that people have had sex with. *shivers*
     
  12. Joe Friday

    Joe Friday Active Member

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    BBM

    Maybe Nancy Grace can get him a spot on Dancing with the Stars. That would maybe straighten him out. LOL
     
  13. JenniferTx

    JenniferTx www.tristatrace.wordpress .com

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    Well from the looks of him a raft might have been the best he could get. I'm just glad he wasn't hurting a child or anyone else for that matter. He does need mental help.
     
  14. Joe Friday

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    The fact that the raft was PINK just struck me funny. Guess he looked at the blue rafts and made sure he got a female coloured raft. :floorlaugh:

    Why does the phrase 'pretty in pink' keep running through my mind? :innocent:
     
  16. Hopeful One

    Hopeful One Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who

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    Who knew a raft could be such a turn-on???
     
  17. sreshowtime

    sreshowtime Active Member

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    Snipped- Police said the suspect admitted to the act and told officers that he has a problem and needs help.

    Actually I think he needs a girlfriend:)

    LOL
     
  18. tut med

    tut med New Member

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    A girlfriend? or a girlfriend with a blue raft so they can go rafting together??


    Sorry, I had too! lol:floorlaugh:
     
  19. jaleigh

    jaleigh Former Member

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    :great:I tried, I really did. I tried not to read it and not to laugh. :floorlaugh:
    21merc7, he needs a bath and psychiatric help, no matter the order.
     
  20. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    "He was indicted in May 2010 for tampering with evidence and possessing criminal tools; and after a July 2008 conviction for public indecency, he was sentenced to community control and required to seek mental health services."

    This sentence is a hoot considering the recent offence. 'tampering with evidence and possessing criminal tools'


    Well, at least 1 criminal tool! :floorlaugh:
     
  21. passionflower

    passionflower Just 1 tip to find a killer

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    I really needed that laugh today........the idiot DOES have a PROBLEM.........mental!
     

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