Was this guy charged with possession of Meth
and Crack? :waitasec:
:waitasec: WHAT!! YOU REMOVED A WHAT!! Now how did that get in there?! :innocent:
I worked at a hospital and part of my job was stocking drugs for the ED. Someone there told me that a guy came in with an 18" dildo up his buttocks crack and said he was painting and fell off the ladder onto it.
Linky
"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)
Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.
The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.
Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:
[ed. note: list has been appended to reflect recently found documentation.]
Object /Number Recovered
Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar ...................................32
Bottle with attached rope..................1
Glass or cup....................................12
Light bulb..........................................7
Tube.................................................6
Food
Apple................................................1 (?)
Banana.............................................2
Carrot..............................................4
Cucumber........................................3
Onion...............................................2 (?)
Parsnip.............................................1
Plantain (with condom).....................1 :waitasec:
Potato..............................................1 (?)
Salami..............................................1
Turnip...............................................1
Zucchini............................................2
Wooden (just the thought of splinters!!! )
Ax handle.........................................1 (Redneck)
Stick or broom handle......................10
Miscellaneous or unspecified..............3
Sexual Device
Vibrator............................................23*
Dildo................................................15
Kitchen device
Dull knife...........................................1
Ice pick.............................................1
Knife sharpener.................................1
Mortar pestle.....................................2 (Pharmacist?)
Spatula (plastic)................................1
Spoon..............................................1
Tin cup..............................................1 (Prisoner?)
Miscellaneous tools
Candle..............................................1
Curling Iron.......................................1 (on or off?)
Flashlight..........................................3
Iron rod............................................1
Pen...................................................2
Rubber tube......................................1
Screwdriver......................................1
Toothbrush.......................................1
Wire spring........................................1
Inflated device
Balloon..............................................1
Balloon attached to cylinder...............1
Condom............................................1
Ball How do you get these things up there? :waitasec:
Baseball..............................................2
Tennis ball...........................................1
Pool cue ball........................................1
Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can.................................1
Candle box .........................................1 (?)
Shampoo Bottle...................................1
Snuff box.............................................1 (?)
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap............................................1
Cattle horn..........................................3 (Redneck)
Chain (gold)........................................1
Frozen pig's tail....................................1 (Redneck)
"Kangaroo tumor" #.............................1 (WTF!!!!!!!)
Hair Mousse Cap...................................1
Plastic rod.............................................1
Stone...................................................2
Toothbrush holder.................................1
Toothbrush package..............................1 (?)
Whip handle...........................................2*
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper (?)
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses (?)
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones (402?! 402!!! 402!!!!!) :tsktsk:
Toolbox ## (?)
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot (?)
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples (?)
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine (?)
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects