Naked man orders coffee while masturbating

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

    A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

    When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.

    The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

    The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1026naked-drive26-ON.html
     
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  3. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    I could say something really really really bad, but I will refrain in fear of being given a time out.....
     
  4. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Please say it.... we need a break from you :dance:
     
  5. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    Oh, okay, who cares...

    I was just gonna say.............

    Maybe he didn't like the cream they served there! Don't jump to conclusions!
     
  6. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Oh come on, you can do better than that
     
  7. englishleigh

    englishleigh Authentic Southern Belle

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    I just hope he didn't spill his coffee...that would have dampened his ardor (pun intended) really quickly!!! :rolleyes:
     
  8. 13th Juror

    13th Juror Inactive

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    Perhaps - he was creatively perfecting his "multi-tasking skills"??? :laugh:

    <LOL> It's a bit early in the morning to ..uh, swallow this one, Cass. Bizarre man! :confused:


    13th Juror
     
  9. Norma

    Norma Pook

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    Maybe he thought he was at Burger King and was looking to try that new meat'normous breakfast thing ...
     
  10. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    Well I thought it was pretty gosh darn funny!
     
  11. Amraann

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    wouldn't ordering a pack of cigarettes be more appropriate after that?
     
  12. Stan

    Stan New Member

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    Aahhh ... The art of "safe sex"!!! :woohoo:
     
  13. nanandjim

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    They say that caffeine is a stimulant. Perhaps, he just needed a little stimulation... :rolleyes:
     
  14. txsvicki

    txsvicki Active Member

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    Too bad the server didn't pour the hot coffe on his private area.
     
  15. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    No, that comes after the act is completed!
     
  16. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    :D LOL, I thought it was pretty funny too!
     
  17. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    It was funny - but somehow I was expecting her to mention a donut [​IMG]
     
  18. shyspinner

    shyspinner New Member

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    AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......crack me up!

    would you like mayo with that? :eek::dance:

    Added: God, working a fast food job must be hell these days...people bring their own "special sauce" :doh:
     
  19. SadieMae

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    Maybe the donuts with the "special" sprinkles from the guy in Dallas! Yeah he should have one of those to go with his coffee. :laugh: :laugh:
     
  20. englishleigh

    englishleigh Authentic Southern Belle

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    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
  21. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    I smell a story here. What does a donut have to do with anything?
     

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