NM- Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

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  1. T4Tide

    T4Tide Verified Registered Nurse

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    http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property


    "A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

    It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

    "Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby."


    lol @ "malicious fecal distribution"

    More and video at link.
     
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  3. Jan

    Jan New Member

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    Now I've heard it all!
     
  4. Dewey2Me1MoThyme

    Dewey2Me1MoThyme Have clue will sleuth!

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    Will they be checking joggers in the area for skid marks?
     
  5. margarita25

    margarita25 Jessica Ridgeway. Never Forgotten.

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    :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
     
  6. T4Tide

    T4Tide Verified Registered Nurse

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    I don't know, but nobody should have to put up with this crap.


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  7. LarkBunting

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    LOL! This is hilarious. I'm with Bobby, though. I would be ticked.
     
  8. Dewey2Me1MoThyme

    Dewey2Me1MoThyme Have clue will sleuth!

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    I can just imagine the photo line-up for this case!
     
  9. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    I guess the jogger had the runs.
     
  10. CanManEh

    CanManEh New Member

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    Does anyone remember the guy who did it in the mall i forget where it was but he let it go right in a plant in the mall...It says this lady has come back 4 times and done this so would that qualify her as a serial pooper lol.
     
  11. Dewey2Me1MoThyme

    Dewey2Me1MoThyme Have clue will sleuth!

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    I wonder if they have a thumb print of her butt hole on file?
     
  12. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    She was practicing for the marathon, but was too pooped to continue. :floorlaugh:
     
  13. Dewey2Me1MoThyme

    Dewey2Me1MoThyme Have clue will sleuth!

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    Can you help identify the poo?

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  14. TGIRecovered

    TGIRecovered Active Member

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    My husband and daughter run marathons. They run in the morning when it is cooler. Ideally , one would try to "go" before running, but even if they do, the intensity of a 7-12 mile training run simply shakes things loose. Luckily, there are plenty of wooded areas not near a home in case of emergency. Hubby has done this in a pinch but daughter is horrified of going behind a bush. One time there was no holding it so hubby stopped by a country home and asked if she could please use their potty. It doesn't happen that often, but when you gotta go, you gotta go!

    P.S. You didn't hear this from me!
     
  15. fred&edna

    fred&edna Active Member

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    BOLO on this jogger: Female wearing running shoes, and described as short and DUMPy.
     
  16. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Active Member

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    Sounds like she is a "regular" runner! :what:
     
  17. Dewey2Me1MoThyme

    Dewey2Me1MoThyme Have clue will sleuth!

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    I hope that LE is paying their sniffer hounds danger pay.
     
  18. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Active Member

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    I wonder if LE will have to gather DNA... Or BM-A .... Evidence to indict her? :waitasec:
     
  19. Dewey2Me1MoThyme

    Dewey2Me1MoThyme Have clue will sleuth!

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    May have a brown spot on the back of their jogging shorts. :scared:
     
  20. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Active Member

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    It should be easy to track her...

    Just follow the flies....:snooty:
     
  21. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Active Member

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    I hope they catch this reckless pooping runner...

    and that the truth "comes out in the end"!

    :behind:
     

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