Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

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  1. Beyond Belief

    Beyond Belief New Member

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    PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
    That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
    McRedmond
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  3. gman20001969

    gman20001969 New Member

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    Good for her! And quick thinking!
     
  4. Cakegirl

    Cakegirl New Member

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    Woohoo! What a quick thinking grandma -- I love it! :woohoo:

    I hope she squeezed extra hard :eek:... give him something to think about next time to even remotely thinks of doing that again!
     
  5. angelmom

    angelmom The love stays...forever in our hearts

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    Good thinking! Maybe he'll have performance issues from now on. Do you think he can claim PTSD???

    :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:
     
  6. leophoenix

    leophoenix Xineohpoel Leophoenix

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    The part where he "tore free" sounds horrible. Go Grandma!
     

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