So he waived his right to a speedy trial. :waitasec:
Guess he knows he's toast! :behindbar
We KNEW the TOD was gonna' be his undoing.:bang:
Wonder how he feels now? When he thought he was sooo much smarter than everyone else and could pull this off and it's his inability to spell helped him get caught. :doh:
Just sayin'
fran
Yuppers, see what happens when one thinks they are so smart they don't need spellcheck?
Heh, heh........ brings to mind a joke......
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed
up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
he!!. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured,
and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank
screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them
restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
screaming, "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when
the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became
irate.
"Wait!" he screamed.. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES"
