Sued for not giving orgasms

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by Casshew, Oct 25, 2005.

  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    A Brazilian woman is suing her partner for not giving her orgasms.

    According to Terra Noticias Populares reports the unnamed 31-year-old filled a complaint at Chacar Urbana Police station in Jundiai.

    She complained that her 38-year-old partner reached an orgasm and then simply stopped the sexual intercourse.

    Police chief Jose Roberto Ferraz is investigating the case.

    Police spokesperson said: "We will look into it, we will treat it as an ordinary complaint and let the judge decide."


    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1585040.html?menu=news.quirkies
     
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  3. michelle

    michelle Joy comes in the Morning

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    Lol.....
     
  4. mindi77

    mindi77 Love your children....

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    I am going to have to laugh also.

    LOL........
     
  5. fran

    fran Former Member

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    Sorry, the woman is a :loser: .

    :waitasec: .......Is this something like,.........I mean what does she expect out of this? :slap:

    Does she want $$$$$, or the judge to order a fix-it ticket? :blushing:

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    What a dufus!!!!! :eek: IMO

    fran
     
  6. reportertype

    reportertype Dogs are awesome!

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    All I know is if they were awarding money to women in her situation, I could have been rich years ago.
     
  7. Mabel

    Mabel Former Member

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    Maybe the judge can sentence her partner to......hard labor.
     
  8. Sniffy38

    Sniffy38 New Member

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    I searched all through my Funk & Wagnel and couldn't find any law against it. :crazy:
     
  9. Stan

    Stan New Member

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    ... He should be put away for a long time!!! LOL :behindbar
     
  10. Norma

    Norma Pook

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    Boy oh boy.

    If she win's this suit, I'm quiting my job, rushing to get my law degree, and setting up an office here in the states. Image the business you'd have!
     
  11. Sally

    Sally Former Member

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    Was this a one time event or a consistent pattern of behavior? :rolleyes:
     
  12. lex

    lex Former Member

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    lol pook! that was my first thought, a normal person would just get a new lover.

    some other worthy ;) lawsuits......

    1. suing for leaving the toilet seat up.
    2. for burning the meatloaf
    3. for snooring
    4.for telling a dumb joke
    and 5. suing for NOT CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!
     
  13. SpongeBathHotPants

    SpongeBathHotPants Verified insider - Kenneth Coakley case

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    :dance: I'm going to be rich!!!


    Sad to say there are a few people out there I could go after....sigh
    :razz:
     
  14. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Hi lex, have you seen Poco's thread on seminars for Men?
     
  15. lex

    lex Former Member

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    hi cass! no i haven't, something tells me i better not go there.

    " Police chief Jose Roberto Ferraz is investigating the case. (uh huh! a special handling of the case)

    Police spokesperson said: "We will look into it, we will treat it as an ordinary complaint and let the judge decide."".....

    this is gonna put marriage counselors out of business. :)
     
  16. Norma

    Norma Pook

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    So how do you get on the jury for this one? What kind of evidence will they present? Videos??
    :slap:

    Told this story to Mr Pook; he didn't find any humor in it whatsoever.
     
  17. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Remember the penis pump judge? This case is right up his.... ermmm.. alley
     
  18. englishleigh

    englishleigh Authentic Southern Belle

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    Technically, that is when the intercourse naturally stops, when the man has an orgasm...don't things tend to...ummm..deflate after that??

    I guess she is mad b/c he rolled over and started snoring immediately after....
     
  19. Amraann

    Amraann Former Member

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    Is there some law in Brazil that makes this behavoir worthy of a criminal complaint??
     
  20. IdahoMom

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    Timing's everything.
     
  21. KrazyKollector

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    I wonder how many times the crime will have to be re-enacted in front of the jury??? Talk about performance anxiety! ;)
     

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